if the truth hurts stop trying to insert it with a turkey baster

Look. I can appreciate that everyone has other responsibilities but if we don’t get an editor soon or at least somebody who can rotate a frigging picture of a turkey so somebody can read The Incredibles humorous witticisms on these temporary drawings that are Place fillers kind of like plastic brussel sprouts on the freaking Thanksgiving table we’re not going to be around until Christmas guys.

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