I Have a Confession Mommy, a short story by Candy Pine (c) 2019 krapchat.com all rights reserved

#IHaveAConfessionMommy,

a rather short story… by #CandyPine (c) 2019 #krapchat.com
all rights reserved
SATIRE . HUMOR . NOT DIRTY!!! #krapchat#rev2019#10191309#pm#11729#bop3

. (Timmy is just home from school) and his Stepmother is lounging in her bedroom, looking for and crushing sand fleas after waking up under a Tiki Bar table at 3 am just 12 hours ago…)
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Mumbling… GPS is sooooo good to me… (soft Al Green music is on the turntable)
Oh ****! You’re HOME! Geezus you little brat, it’s 3 already? … She quickly covers herself to the waste in modesty.
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Timmy? I got a notification. I told you. It’s not polite to #poke your #FakeBoob friends.
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I’m sorry. Is it okay if I tell them to F***Off or just #Block them?
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No. F*** is a grownup word. and there are chemicals in cans of bug spray that are dangerous and fornicating with these containers could result in their contents being dispersed suddenly and then easily absorbed by your sensitive skin. Speaking of bad words, so are B****J*b and A**F**k and most of the things your father and I do while you’re locked in the closet.
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Gadzooks, lady… I have a confession, Mommy. I can see through the keyhole. You have a phenomenal a** and perfect t****, BTW.
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I told you not to call me Mommy. I’m your stepmother. And I’m only two years older than you. And thank you, you sweet boy. I hope you’re not touching yourself inappropriately while you’re watching, though. Be honest, or I’ll have to spank you again.
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23 months actually you steamy little edible. I cannot tell a lie. I do find it pleasurable. I also gotta fess up to having a tiny squeeze bottle of School paste I keep hidden in that little pile of dirty gummy panties that you toss in the wastebasket in the corner of the closet.
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Oh Timmy, I’ve told you not to eat things out of the garbage, you don’t know where they’ve been.
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But I do know where they’ve been and I’ve eaten that too!
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Hush you little #CarpetMunchkin… that’s our little 🍬 #CandyPineSecret!
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(internally beaming from perineum to pituitary, YESSS!!!) You 💘 love it you 79 proton miner 79 proton you… and those ridged potato chip foot massages too with the homemade faux onion dip.
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… Blush … Yes, the chunky little pickle relish bits between my toes makes me think of my first boyfriend Quentin.
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They stick in my braces but I do it just for you, and I think I’ve become addicted to the rash you picked up at the gym.
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Oh you naughty, dirty, misguided boy. Pull your pants down. It’s the only way you’ll ever learn.
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Okay, but this is going to have to be quick okay #SugarPubes? That IS what he calls you since you stopped freshening up with the Stevia, isn’t it?
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Yes. Quiet. That was experimental. It has an aftertaste that conflicts with my blister-gel, smalls like swamp gas when I belch. Here you Lincoln Log, you, take the turkey baster now and light the Sterno… your alleged father is away for a couple of days and the overnight Special Delivery Man is #coming [sic] as soon as you leave for your Scout meeting.
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. interrupt us? .
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For a full uncensored transcript and the rest of the story, and you will receive a PDF with the above story and enough additional words to tie all the loose ends together and that also makes sure both Timmy and his Stepmom both come [cum]
to a mutual understanding before their nap and #Timmygetsoff
to his #scoutaffair [author’s not:geezus larry i feel cheap…]
and #SugarPubes slips into a hot wet tub
so she is fresh as a mid-summer’s conscious evening (a rare event) for the

BIG

 thick huge throbbing(no no NO! we’re NOT that desperate yet we have until the end of the month to pay the gas bill) 

man in brown’s long, thick 📦 package that requires special handling to force it through her entrance (really larry?) before he can be satisfied with one more load delivered fully and to the customer’s absolute satisfaction.

and it won’t have any really naughty content except for laundry related and sweet thoughts intended to make you laugh.

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