New medical / psychological syndromes, torture pair and 1st degree felony discovered, ITCHEYS – I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit – and SOYSIMSATH – Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!

*** this is satire, but maybe it shouldn’t be? ***


    I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit
    This can be a situational symptom, an acquired short term or long term syndrome, or an incurable disease, any of which can potentially be fatal.

    Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!
    This is a crime, a violation of basic human rights and it is rooted in the fundamentals of being an asshole that gives another human being so much unjustified shit so fast and so relentlessly in such an abusive and fucked up manner, and in public even sometimes aka soysimsathSUPERsized, that it’s gonna kill them sooner or later. In other words, somebody’s gonna get hurt. Bad.

    Sometimes, though, all you can do is pick up your guitar and play…

    fender guitar picks 4 for a dollar best price on the planet until someone else can prove they’re lower, no tracking they’re flat and fit in a first class envelope. other people charge you $3.50 to ship a dozen guitar picks worth less than the shipping pretty stupid we think. buy from through eBay and pick your own picks, mix and match like you did back in the day at the main street music store that’s not there any more. or? go to guitar center or sweetwater, we’re cheaper than them too. we’re even cheaper than buying picks from and they make the friggin things, plus? we carry extra heavies and they don’t. figure that out. there’s a reason but it’s absurd, as is nearly everything in today’s world. your choice. get back to your roots. fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid thin, medium heavy and extra heavy in white, shell, confetti red white and blue and black. best price on the planet. best sound on the planet.

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