*** this is satire, but maybe it shouldn’t be? ***
I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit
This can be a situational symptom, an acquired short term or long term syndrome, or an incurable disease, any of which can potentially be fatal.
Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!
This is a crime, a violation of basic human rights and it is rooted in the fundamentals of being an asshole that gives another human being so much unjustified shit so fast and so relentlessly in such an abusive and fucked up manner, and in public even sometimes aka soysimsathSUPERsized, that it’s gonna kill them sooner or later. In other words, somebody’s gonna get hurt. Bad.
Sometimes, though, all you can do is pick up your guitar and play…