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Blowjob – the original oral contraceptive – soon will require a prescription

The homeopathic and therapeutic values of the b****** oh, it’s too late Android we already use the word you can ask her ass get out but it’s right there in the headline oh, and thank you so much for voice recognition for that ask her ass get out * (sic fuk).

Why do we even try? Nobody’s going to take this seriously now, dammit. Anyway here goes.

Sooner or later every generation discovers that well you know they think they invented it. It’s hard to get pregnant no possible unless you do the the thing with it nevermind. Anyway, apparently some people have been abusing it and there are indications that some people are actually addicted to these things. Imagine that. Well we can’t have that now, can we?

Early efforts by the FDA included a series of shortwave radio weather report bumpers with the slogan

Hell no, we won’t blow

Needless to say, no one was swallowing that one.

The next effort was the introduction of an experimental value added tax,  but when the only unit of measure they could come up with was by the inch, it sort of became apparent that no one was going to submit to the examination process and then be willing to tell the nice lady behind the counter at the pharmacy that.

I’m going to have to finish this later the dog needs to go out

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By mr. brown

Mr. Brown, the founder and spiritual leader of krapchat, is a bitter old man who weeps daily at the demise of freedom of speech in the United States of America. krapchat.com is his way of fighting back against political correctness in every form, and if that doesn't work, it is at least a place where you can tell a joke without offending some new age pussyhat wearer, or just as bad old men who wrap themselves in the flag yet never served in the armed forces themselves and managed to get their sons out of serving as well, often with an ailment of the feets.

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