Corona – a living, breathing etymylogical guide for Spring 2020


It’s a Mexican beer that tastes like shit, it’s a typewriter sub brand on its way to being the next “Roebuck,” it’s where Rosie used to hang with Julio down by the schoolyard, it’s a very sensitive and trending place on the penis…

So many Coronas… So little time to pick which one might be your favorite…

It’s a glowing circle of light around an object.  You can see the Sun’s corona during a total solar eclipse.

The corona of glans penis or penis crown refers to the circumference of the base of the glans penis in human males which forms a rounded projecting border, overhanging a deep retroglandular sulcus, behind which is the neck of the penis.     Wikipenis

Corona Extra is a pale lager produced by Cervecería Modelo in Mexico. It is one of the top-selling beers worldwide.[2] Outside Mexico, Corona is commonly served with a wedge of lime or lemon in the neck of the bottle to add tartness and flavour.[3]

Corona Extra
Corona-logo.svg defines it in part as:
“If you want to see the corona of the Sun, you’ll have to use a special viewing device during the next solar eclipse (don’t look directly at the Sun — it’s not safe!). In the 17th century, corona referred to a circular crown, from the Latin word for “crown or garland.””

A picture of a pretty girl with a Corona shirt we found on Facebook. We downloaded it because we like it. We wonder if she likes other kinds of Coronas. We wonder what she looks like when she goes home at night and takes off her shirt.
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If you want to see a Corona, it seems like a good idea to know which kind it is… Otherwise you might get people confused or maybe even get lucky.

Not a Corona but it certainly could be worked into a general discussion. This is an orange we found on Facebook.

There’s also a Coronavirus. It’s a disease that can make you sick, even kill you. People are really scared of it and some are trying to wipe it off the face of the Earth with toilet paper we think.

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