Is North Korean grandest of the poobahs wild & crazy supreme leader for life Kim Jong Un just taking a despot’s holiday, “hanging” out with new dudebro dead pal Jeffrey Epstein, trying to impress the convicted sex offender with some zany oneupmanship?
Our #PervAction spycams didn’t pick up any real conversation because we forgot the batteries oh, but this is what we imagine it might have sounded like:
My girls all 18 and virgins! Bet you can’t say THAT!
Thunderous syncopated standing ovations followed.