Complete unknown day laborer struggling to make ends meet apologizes for accidentally wearing one brown sock one black sock to work one day, resigns and commits suicide leaving heartfelt apology note
Joey, see if you can sneak into the funeral home and get some photos if you can pry the coffin ⚰️ open without getting caught. I heard the guy didn’t have enough money for any kind of decent cosmetic work so if you can get a couple of shots of the side of the head that’s mostly missing? we’ll run with this as a lead tomorrow. pick up a burner phone at the desk, and leave all your ID and your wallet with Mitzi okay? oh. and this is just between you and me you tell her that the blood test was okay… it was just a pimple, and I’m working on the doctor appointment in Tijuana.
Mr. Brown, the founder and spiritual leader of krapchat, is a bitter old man who weeps daily at the demise of freedom of speech in the United States of America. krapchat.com is his way of fighting back against political correctness in every form, and if that doesn't work, it is at least a place where you can tell a joke without offending some new age pussyhat wearer, or just as bad old men who wrap themselves in the flag yet never served in the armed forces themselves and managed to get their sons out of serving as well, often with an ailment of the feets.
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