*satire* Biden lifts hairnet man date with brilliant masked recoding of sniffing nubile X chromosome hair as respiratory preventive hair-care therapy, will formally sign bill in front of girl scout cookie sales stars

“Cmon man, EVERYBODY HAS AT LEAST ONE X chromosome so I’m politically correct by pointing out that smelling little girl’s hair is twice as good and smelling little boys hair, they can still identify whichever way they want, okay? The best of course would be XXX, but dueΧ to security reasons, they won’t let me do that. It won’t let me do anything actually. Except SIGN STUFF! And it’s fun, and like afterwards? I’m allowed to guess what was on the pieces of paper. It’s better than Mad libs man,” said absolutely no one, according to the person who wrote this ridiculous krapchat.com article…

 

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