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Krapchat.com Googled ” how do i mark a fake news post on facebook? ” and boy did we get a lotta s***

And this is what we got. 

First off, Facebook does not seem to call Fake News by its real name, which is “Fake News.” In other words, you can call someone’s words fake and you can call them news but the don’t want you to call ANYONE’s words #FAKENEWS, or that’s what the current theory is here in the #KrapchatStinkTank, which is high atop Mr. Brown’s Royal Krapper throne, detecting Krap 24x7x365 with a day off to flush and wipe our hands every four years when we take a breather after the month or so of shit from a presidential Krapfest election, it takes about that long to wipe and disinfect, shred evidence and move the kash money at least to a safe place if you understand what we’re saying.

1. This might be boring. First? They call it FALSE NEWS. First time we ever heard false news. WTF. what the foo? Who googles #falsenews? do you? Not we. See?
2. How do I report fake Facebook posts?
now if something is a fake Facebook post, that would mean it is not a real Facebook post, right? But if it’s posted on Facebook and you’re reporting it, how can it be fake? It’s a post. It’s on Facebook. It MUST BE REAL, or rather it must be a non-fake Facebook post.  So? You CAN’T.
We’re not gonna go further on this right now. If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, just go hop on your little pony and put your pink hat back on and put another quarter in the jukebox, baby, turn it up to 11, no, to 69 and scream OMG OMG OMG for the rest of the day. Then? Pick a new gender if you want, change your name and run for President. Someone in Chicago may write you in before they visit the old country to help their cousins pack.
and, just to bitch. these instructions suck.

okay, so now let me get this straight… you put da lineakrap in da kookoonut and stick it up your cocobutt? you call da datadoctah and you say…

it’s not fake news it’s false news and it might be in a fake facebook post but there ain’t no such ting on facebook necause if it’s a post on facebook it’s got to be a real facebook post even though it might be fake news but we don’t have a way or even say dem words now do we.
bottom line, yah don’t mark fake news on facebook. you ZUCK it. all over the berg if ya will. we’re all getting zucked and what’s da motivation ya tink? thinkabit. tocoinaphrase… where’s da money? it’s the database dummy, it’s information about me and you honey…
fortunately? there’s a new site,

http://fakenewsflagger.com

and they want YOU, and me, together… smile… where’s the happy face emoji when ya need it?
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Vape-hoverboards may be in short supply as rumor of miracle flatulence based alternative energy source for personal urban transport hints at new mass transit even cross country and international travel potential

*** note krapchat does not endorse vaping. in fact, we don't smoke, don't drink, well we like that strawberry mio, but wtf, we just kicked sweet n lo. otherwise? we're adam friggin' ant, okay?

Could this send Bitcoin through the Port-a-Potty basement roof and anyone who gets a heads up on getting an early seat before the beer drinkers hit the head after this weekend’s football games? Well you never know, but highly unlikely, what do we really know. It’s a highly irregular business and with the Bratwurst sales what they are right now, everyone’s just enjoying the tang in the air, thank goodness it ain’t Summer, phew...

That’s what someone said, but you’d have to pull our finger right outta the socket to get us to tell you who said it. But look at this…

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check this dude out we found this on youtube © related to this video we have no clue must be this guy:
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Facebook temporary profiles uncontrollably backsliding to early ugliest shower selfies – crisis hotlines in meltdown

We can’t even count the people who woke up to this Krapshow before they were even done throwing up…

It’s a freaking frigging debacle, said Bobo Brazilwax, a local unlicensed mobile freelance throat rolfer from hesheits experimental hush hush Vape-Hoverboard as he crashed suddenly into an open Con-Edwina gender-non-specific hole in the Hu-man-hattan Hi-rez lo-rent rowboat community alongside a newly sprung river of tears in an undisclosed toxic runoff feeding the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Reservoir earlier this millenium, like maybe 5am eastern time this morning but we’re not sure, we’re movin’ okay? On it.

“You can’t make this krap up, Bobo continued, Krapchat.com already did.”

Follow this story throughout the rest of the millenium as we ride it hard and eventually forget to put it away, dead and forgotten.

Near as we can tell, this is serious, so you got only a few choices here.
BUY THIS T SHIRT – last one!

OR BUY SOME RING DINGS
they look like hockey pucks and people have supposedly thrown them on the ice during hockey games and the unsuntanned players come up and smack em with their sticks until they splatter to smithereens if they can get tickets of course, hot commodity people loves da Zamboni…

tasty drake’s cakes snack morselfs mmm mmm smack dat throw em at the tv it’s a pucked up thing who doesn’t love the chocolate like taste or whatever in their snack thing?
OR what else, you can sing the blues in which case you might have a guitar and maybe you need some guitarpicks and who doesn’t adore, and please don’t tell us if you don’t:
fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid not that moto crap thin, medium, heavy and EXTRA HEAVY even which are soooo hard to find at the world’s lowest price at least that we can find… buy 4, 8, 12 in a mixed custom bundle if you click this link OR if you’re in a hurry …
each pick a different color, keep em in your wallet or your pocket or your secret little spot right? one thin, one medium, one heavy and one elusive extra heavy, you’re ready for ANYTHING whether you’re on stage or in your basement, bedroom, your mom’s garage or on the road livin’ the dream… unless you’re color blind maybe, black ones white ones brown ones and confetti which is like red white and blue no black but you can buy a t shirt or a hockey puck what the heck…

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Blowjob – the original oral contraceptive – soon will require a prescription

The homeopathic and therapeutic values of the b****** oh, it’s too late Android we already use the word you can ask her ass get out

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New medical / psychological syndromes, torture pair and 1st degree felony discovered, ITCHEYS – I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit – and SOYSIMSATH – Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!

*** this is satire, but maybe it shouldn’t be? ***

Definitions:

  1. ITCHEYS
    I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit
    This can be a situational symptom, an acquired short term or long term syndrome, or an incurable disease, any of which can potentially be fatal.

  2. SOYSIMSATH
    Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!
    This is a crime, a violation of basic human rights and it is rooted in the fundamentals of being an asshole that gives another human being so much unjustified shit so fast and so relentlessly in such an abusive and fucked up manner, and in public even sometimes aka soysimsathSUPERsized, that it’s gonna kill them sooner or later. In other words, somebody’s gonna get hurt. Bad.

    Sometimes, though, all you can do is pick up your guitar and play…

    fender guitar picks 4 for a dollar best price on the planet until someone else can prove they’re lower, no tracking they’re flat and fit in a first class envelope. other people charge you $3.50 to ship a dozen guitar picks worth less than the shipping pretty stupid we think. buy from fenderguitarpicks.com through eBay and pick your own picks, mix and match like you did back in the day at the main street music store that’s not there any more. or? go to guitar center or sweetwater, we’re cheaper than them too. we’re even cheaper than buying picks from fender.com and they make the friggin things, plus? we carry extra heavies and they don’t. figure that out. there’s a reason but it’s absurd, as is nearly everything in today’s world. your choice. get back to your roots. fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid thin, medium heavy and extra heavy in white, shell, confetti red white and blue and black. best price on the planet. best sound on the planet.
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The Dinosaur Dietary Daylight Savings Time Travel and Bovine Excremental Reserve Cattle Roundup and March on Washington of 2019 – 2020 – draft proposal and preliminary implementation plan

Or Dddsttabercramow for ease of reference and for short, rolls right off the tongue yes or no? Please vote just once, unless you’re from Chicago.
https://ingesanagram.appspot.com/

YES
No.
Dunno..
The Dinosaur Dietary Daylight Savings Time Travel and Bovine Excremental Reserve Cattle Roundup and March on Washington of 2019 / 2020 – draft proposal and preliminary implementation plan

  1. Oil comes from dinosaurs that died a long time ago
  2. Daylight savings time is a pain in the ass.
  3. Oil is really f****** expensive and we’re running out of it.
  4. The sun is free but solar energy is really expensive because the people who sell oil don’t want to have to go back to work for a living and their kids are so stupid after so many generations of inbreeding to ever be able to support them.
  5.  Oil is bad for the environment.
  6. Time travel probably not probable. Otherwise it’s impossible.
  7. Cows are real and they do not have gender identity issues that we are aware of.
  8. 2020 is going to be a messy election year.
  9. If dinosaurs had eaten a healthier diet we wouldn’t have this problem, but we do.
  10. We need a giant cattle Roundup March on Washington.
    *** editor’s note *** this could be really funny if we had the time or energy to do it, but no one seems to just want to have a good laugh anymore.
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Bill Purkins Writes On allowing illegal aliens voting in 2020 US elections…

Ever wonder how convicted felons who were sentenced to hang by the neck until they were dead and had their sentences not yet carried out and who also happened to be illegal immigrants from the country Chad might have voted in Bush v. Gore back in the day? (now SOMEBODY better friggin’ laugh inside at least at that one comma dammit)

and I can’t get a job as a social media sniper for 2020? Is there a burn notice out or something? First come first serve you dirtbags, and you know who your are. I won’t lie for you, but I WILL mercilessly make your opponent look like the actual ignorant thug they actually are, no more no less and it will be screamingly funny. BUT? You WILL pay me every week and you WILL be allowed to hold back 32% contingent on you winning. PM me. Or call me.

 

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employees must wipe ass #employeesmustwipeass

employees must wipe ass
#employeesmustwipeass

https://www.thenewsstar.com/story/life/food/2019/10/18/raw-sewerage-roaches-school-concession-stands-fumble-inspections/4000132002/

July 2019: Restaurant inspectors find rodent droppings, putrid food

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trump is a man on a mission – he’s old, he’s rich, he’s got a vision and he doesn’t give a fuck

Trump has done some good things but he’s not perfect.

It doesn’t help his decision making process when everybody around him is stabbing him in the back all the time. But he’s a fighter and he goes to his rally’s and feels the love and that recharges his batteries.

He’s a man on a mission, he’s old, he’s rich, he’s got a vision and he doesn’t give a fuck.

The press is anti Trump, he uses twitter and he’s a great speech maker, really knows how to stir up a crowd. The democrats make things up, then the media hammers it home.

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hey, hey, you, you, get offa my lawn harvey weinstein we hardly knew ya and georgina? who’s your daddy now?

from a facebook post by bill purkins, basically two crabby old men in their 60s trying to pretend they still have something to say except,

hey, hey, you, you, get offa my lawn

Bill Purkins shared a memory.

Does anybody remember what old Harvey did? I don’t. We have newer fresher disasters to concentrate on. And where is Georgina now

Love birds Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman in happier days… they look like such a perfect couple don’t they? Poor Harvey…

 

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  • Thomas Aitken The question is how many million will he have left after this is all over.
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    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      He’ll be self cream mated by then? Heh. Good one, huh? I give my right hand to be able to come up with hard ones like that just by snapping my fingers. No, all Harvey’s funeral will be on the cheap, I’m sure he’ll be some self-immolationSee More
    • Thomas Aitken If I was him I’d get this behind me as quick as possible and take what’s left and chill someplace like France. The French don’t give a shit about #Metoo. Matt Lauer too. He’s got a place in New Zealand! Perfect! Go there!
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken what was it a year ago? I couldn’t even remember what he was being reviled for I had to Google it. She probably weighs more than he does now. Chocolate-covered cherry boxes all over the fucking trailer. Lobster shells and chicken bones all over the yard. You know what goes on.
    • Thomas Aitken Girl goes to married mans hotel room, at night, alone, repeatedly, has sex, thanx that was great, call me? Keeps seeing married man, career falters, 25 years later decides she was raped.
    • Thomas Aitken It’s only rape if the guys ugly, if it was George Clooney nobody would buy it.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      Happens every day. Except Wednesday nights that’s bowling followed by Chinese. The guy at the pork store has a thing for her too. He rolled a 300 last week by the way they threw a little party for him. Guess who showed up as a dancer outSee More
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken Fan ta Rape Soda guy calls me every night he’s got a Limo and a timeshare in the Poconos and I says to him my gas bill is overdue and I could use some fresh panties? What time you want me over I got to get up at 6 for the diner
    • Thomas Aitken I’d rather talk to hookers than fuck them. They lay there like a dead fish, but they do have stories to tell, secret is, pay them in dope, they’ll hang around and talk till the cops gone.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken Dopey Sneezy grumpy I can never remember all those guys names all there was doc right yeah they need him he offers the group rates these people in the entertainment business are used to a lot of clap ping
    • Thomas Aitken I don’t think you can actually say “dwarfs” anymore, and snow “white” egads! Kinda racist.
    • Thomas Aitken Your best hooker bang for the buck are your cokeheads, followed by your tweakers, crackheads and coming in dead last your junkies. Your junkie hooker is usually going to have a black boyfriend waiting in the parking lot in a used Buick with “rims” and she’s going to be on a strict time schedule. Your cokehead, you dump an eightball onto a mirror and you ain’t getting rid of her til it’s all gone. And that going to be two or three hours. And it makes them chatty. And they’re generally a better class of chick.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      OK Randy Newman characters and the Black Widow something I don’t know I’m tired it’s Saturday I’m supposed to be off today and now you got me thinking about balloons and Stormy Daniels getting all excited
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken why are you doing this to me now I have to actually read the stuff with my genuine original eyeballs and that means putting glasses on instead of having the nice text to voice robot lady from Japan read it to me from the jacuzzi she’s not wearing any shoes today and her feet are still bound I mean I’m trying to watch cartoons here with my granddaughter.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      Hey I need your advice this is the kind of crap that I get from some people? Is this harassment? Racism? Sexually inappropriate? Maybe I should get deadbolts you think? Thanks. You know how I value your opinion.
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    • Thomas Aitken Post like this are so generic and lacking in imagination they’re basically spam. I have a strict cat picture/have a nice day/ sunsets, flowers/ inspirational quotes limit one per week or you’re blocked.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      It’s not like I don’t care how you feel Tom but I’ve been trying to get a picture of my dog taking a shit in the backyard but you put a camera on these animals and they seem to know that you’re looking at them very secretive I get asked See More
    • Thomas Aitken It’s Saturday, there’s stuff to watch on tv, I’ve got food and booze in the fridge, gas in the car and money in my checking account, so yes I suppose I’m ok.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      Okay that’s good to hear. Don’t eat the brown cello. I’m going to have another cup of peppermint tea and then go throw up for a while.
    • Thomas Aitken I’m thinking of buying a combination fake electric fireplace/tv stand combination over at Home Depot. $299 or $399 for the one my ex wants that I’ve already explained I can lift it up to get it out of the minivan and into the house but she don’t care.
    • Thomas Aitken When I’m feeling down I just tell myself be thankful you’re not Randy
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken actually I think Randy is glad that he’s not Randy most of the time
    • Bill Purkins Randy Erb Tom’s making fun of you being an understudy for the part of Sybil in that local community theater group again. You might want to put a kibosh on it quick before people start taking you seriously.
    • Thomas Aitken I wasted a lot of time being depressed back when I was actually in the prime of my life too
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    • Bill Purkins New editorial policy guys if you use a word that most people have never used never heard and we’re never going to understand? Make sure it’s in the headline and then it’s the main keyword of the article, otherwise if it’s just in conversation between uSee More
    • Bill Purkins The other thing is that I’m thinking of having term limits on managing editor of krapchat.com say 30 to 90 days provided there are conjugal visitation rights which are liberal enough to allow time to have a hooker come in, now that he’s out of CaliforSee More
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      krapchat.com – “If you see krap? Say krap.” – epitaph on the unmarked grave of freedom of…

      krapchat.com – “If you see krap? Say krap.” – epitaph on the unmarked grave of freedom of speech…

    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      I Remember the prime of My Life. Unfortunately I was in a Subway bathroom at the time. I was so close? And then I thought i heard the train a coming it was coming around the bend for your edification Just then the Lights Went Out and I wSee More
    • Thomas Aitken I went straight from premature ejaculation to impotence somewhere in my late twenties
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken that may or may not be better than what happened to #BillClinton apparently his #Peyroniesdisease made him take a hard bent to the left. You ever see the way he eats a slice of pizza? I haven’t. I don’t know who has. Maybe #Monica? What would it matter I just said it to be enticing and totally anecdotal how to make somebody laugh hopefully. Otherwise? It’s just a bunch of krapchat.com
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  • Bill Purkins Hurry. Noon deadline. Shit. Okay. Make it ABQ.