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Krapchat.com Googled ” how do i mark a fake news post on facebook? ” and boy did we get a lotta s***

And this is what we got. 

First off, Facebook does not seem to call Fake News by its real name, which is “Fake News.” In other words, you can call someone’s words fake and you can call them news but the don’t want you to call ANYONE’s words #FAKENEWS, or that’s what the current theory is here in the #KrapchatStinkTank, which is high atop Mr. Brown’s Royal Krapper throne, detecting Krap 24x7x365 with a day off to flush and wipe our hands every four years when we take a breather after the month or so of shit from a presidential Krapfest election, it takes about that long to wipe and disinfect, shred evidence and move the kash money at least to a safe place if you understand what we’re saying.

1. This might be boring. First? They call it FALSE NEWS. First time we ever heard false news. WTF. what the foo? Who googles #falsenews? do you? Not we. See?
2. How do I report fake Facebook posts?
now if something is a fake Facebook post, that would mean it is not a real Facebook post, right? But if it’s posted on Facebook and you’re reporting it, how can it be fake? It’s a post. It’s on Facebook. It MUST BE REAL, or rather it must be a non-fake Facebook post.  So? You CAN’T.
We’re not gonna go further on this right now. If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, just go hop on your little pony and put your pink hat back on and put another quarter in the jukebox, baby, turn it up to 11, no, to 69 and scream OMG OMG OMG for the rest of the day. Then? Pick a new gender if you want, change your name and run for President. Someone in Chicago may write you in before they visit the old country to help their cousins pack.
and, just to bitch. these instructions suck.

okay, so now let me get this straight… you put da lineakrap in da kookoonut and stick it up your cocobutt? you call da datadoctah and you say…

it’s not fake news it’s false news and it might be in a fake facebook post but there ain’t no such ting on facebook necause if it’s a post on facebook it’s got to be a real facebook post even though it might be fake news but we don’t have a way or even say dem words now do we.
bottom line, yah don’t mark fake news on facebook. you ZUCK it. all over the berg if ya will. we’re all getting zucked and what’s da motivation ya tink? thinkabit. tocoinaphrase… where’s da money? it’s the database dummy, it’s information about me and you honey…
fortunately? there’s a new site,

http://fakenewsflagger.com

and they want YOU, and me, together… smile… where’s the happy face emoji when ya need it?
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Vape-hoverboards may be in short supply as rumor of miracle flatulence based alternative energy source for personal urban transport hints at new mass transit even cross country and international travel potential

*** note krapchat does not endorse vaping. in fact, we don't smoke, don't drink, well we like that strawberry mio, but wtf, we just kicked sweet n lo. otherwise? we're adam friggin' ant, okay?

Could this send Bitcoin through the Port-a-Potty basement roof and anyone who gets a heads up on getting an early seat before the beer drinkers hit the head after this weekend’s football games? Well you never know, but highly unlikely, what do we really know. It’s a highly irregular business and with the Bratwurst sales what they are right now, everyone’s just enjoying the tang in the air, thank goodness it ain’t Summer, phew...

That’s what someone said, but you’d have to pull our finger right outta the socket to get us to tell you who said it. But look at this…

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check this dude out we found this on youtube © related to this video we have no clue must be this guy:
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Facebook temporary profiles uncontrollably backsliding to early ugliest shower selfies – crisis hotlines in meltdown

We can’t even count the people who woke up to this Krapshow before they were even done throwing up…

It’s a freaking frigging debacle, said Bobo Brazilwax, a local unlicensed mobile freelance throat rolfer from hesheits experimental hush hush Vape-Hoverboard as he crashed suddenly into an open Con-Edwina gender-non-specific hole in the Hu-man-hattan Hi-rez lo-rent rowboat community alongside a newly sprung river of tears in an undisclosed toxic runoff feeding the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Reservoir earlier this millenium, like maybe 5am eastern time this morning but we’re not sure, we’re movin’ okay? On it.

“You can’t make this krap up, Bobo continued, Krapchat.com already did.”

Follow this story throughout the rest of the millenium as we ride it hard and eventually forget to put it away, dead and forgotten.

Near as we can tell, this is serious, so you got only a few choices here.
BUY THIS T SHIRT – last one!

OR BUY SOME RING DINGS
they look like hockey pucks and people have supposedly thrown them on the ice during hockey games and the unsuntanned players come up and smack em with their sticks until they splatter to smithereens if they can get tickets of course, hot commodity people loves da Zamboni…

tasty drake’s cakes snack morselfs mmm mmm smack dat throw em at the tv it’s a pucked up thing who doesn’t love the chocolate like taste or whatever in their snack thing?
OR what else, you can sing the blues in which case you might have a guitar and maybe you need some guitarpicks and who doesn’t adore, and please don’t tell us if you don’t:
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each pick a different color, keep em in your wallet or your pocket or your secret little spot right? one thin, one medium, one heavy and one elusive extra heavy, you’re ready for ANYTHING whether you’re on stage or in your basement, bedroom, your mom’s garage or on the road livin’ the dream… unless you’re color blind maybe, black ones white ones brown ones and confetti which is like red white and blue no black but you can buy a t shirt or a hockey puck what the heck…

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Blowjob – the original oral contraceptive – soon will require a prescription

The homeopathic and therapeutic values of the b****** oh, it’s too late Android we already use the word you can ask her ass get out

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New medical / psychological syndromes, torture pair and 1st degree felony discovered, ITCHEYS – I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit – and SOYSIMSATH – Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!

*** this is satire, but maybe it shouldn’t be? ***

Definitions:

  1. ITCHEYS
    I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit
    This can be a situational symptom, an acquired short term or long term syndrome, or an incurable disease, any of which can potentially be fatal.

  2. SOYSIMSATH
    Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!
    This is a crime, a violation of basic human rights and it is rooted in the fundamentals of being an asshole that gives another human being so much unjustified shit so fast and so relentlessly in such an abusive and fucked up manner, and in public even sometimes aka soysimsathSUPERsized, that it’s gonna kill them sooner or later. In other words, somebody’s gonna get hurt. Bad.

    Sometimes, though, all you can do is pick up your guitar and play…

    fender guitar picks 4 for a dollar best price on the planet until someone else can prove they’re lower, no tracking they’re flat and fit in a first class envelope. other people charge you $3.50 to ship a dozen guitar picks worth less than the shipping pretty stupid we think. buy from fenderguitarpicks.com through eBay and pick your own picks, mix and match like you did back in the day at the main street music store that’s not there any more. or? go to guitar center or sweetwater, we’re cheaper than them too. we’re even cheaper than buying picks from fender.com and they make the friggin things, plus? we carry extra heavies and they don’t. figure that out. there’s a reason but it’s absurd, as is nearly everything in today’s world. your choice. get back to your roots. fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid thin, medium heavy and extra heavy in white, shell, confetti red white and blue and black. best price on the planet. best sound on the planet.
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The Dinosaur Dietary Daylight Savings Time Travel and Bovine Excremental Reserve Cattle Roundup and March on Washington of 2019 – 2020 – draft proposal and preliminary implementation plan

Or Dddsttabercramow for ease of reference and for short, rolls right off the tongue yes or no? Please vote just once, unless you’re from Chicago.
https://ingesanagram.appspot.com/

YES
No.
Dunno..
The Dinosaur Dietary Daylight Savings Time Travel and Bovine Excremental Reserve Cattle Roundup and March on Washington of 2019 / 2020 – draft proposal and preliminary implementation plan

  1. Oil comes from dinosaurs that died a long time ago
  2. Daylight savings time is a pain in the ass.
  3. Oil is really f****** expensive and we’re running out of it.
  4. The sun is free but solar energy is really expensive because the people who sell oil don’t want to have to go back to work for a living and their kids are so stupid after so many generations of inbreeding to ever be able to support them.
  5.  Oil is bad for the environment.
  6. Time travel probably not probable. Otherwise it’s impossible.
  7. Cows are real and they do not have gender identity issues that we are aware of.
  8. 2020 is going to be a messy election year.
  9. If dinosaurs had eaten a healthier diet we wouldn’t have this problem, but we do.
  10. We need a giant cattle Roundup March on Washington.
    *** editor’s note *** this could be really funny if we had the time or energy to do it, but no one seems to just want to have a good laugh anymore.
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Bill Purkins Writes On allowing illegal aliens voting in 2020 US elections…

Ever wonder how convicted felons who were sentenced to hang by the neck until they were dead and had their sentences not yet carried out and who also happened to be illegal immigrants from the country Chad might have voted in Bush v. Gore back in the day? (now SOMEBODY better friggin’ laugh inside at least at that one comma dammit)

and I can’t get a job as a social media sniper for 2020? Is there a burn notice out or something? First come first serve you dirtbags, and you know who your are. I won’t lie for you, but I WILL mercilessly make your opponent look like the actual ignorant thug they actually are, no more no less and it will be screamingly funny. BUT? You WILL pay me every week and you WILL be allowed to hold back 32% contingent on you winning. PM me. Or call me.

 

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employees must wipe ass #employeesmustwipeass

employees must wipe ass
#employeesmustwipeass

https://www.thenewsstar.com/story/life/food/2019/10/18/raw-sewerage-roaches-school-concession-stands-fumble-inspections/4000132002/

July 2019: Restaurant inspectors find rodent droppings, putrid food

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Man hires confused vinyl siding contractor covers house with vintage LPs sued for illegal needles near school zone by neighbors

editor’s note. this is satire, okay? geezus.

In a bizarre twist of events, an unidentified and legally very stoned self medicating medical marijuana Boulder, Colorado man mistakenly and or unfortunately accepted a telephone solicitation call with a spoofed number suggesting he was dealing with a local home improvement who claimed to live just a few blocks from the self appointed #RockndRollHallofFame, #TheGodsMustBeCrazy (wtf?)  but actually was in Calcutta, India in a telephone boiler room which also doubled as a sewage treatment plant that produces water almost clean enough to do laundry with and brew some kind of hideous local popular herbal black tank tea from Recreational Vehicle sludge imported from assorted environmentally pro-active campgrounds in the United States and later exported to a water flavor enhancing relabeling distributor in Brooklyn, NY which keeps slamming their phone down when we call for some reason we don’t understand, we just wanna know if they have a Pumpkin Latte Spice thing and it’s like WTF okay so it’s not Espresso but you need to go all Goodfellas on us?

Like #MoodDudeBro, okay? Sorry, but chill it, that’s why decaffe is here. #KrapchatThat, yknow?

So wtf, the contractor gets his social security number and bank debit card pin number so he can like do a credit check, can you believe that? Like, who gives out more than the last 8 of their SS# and more than 3 of their PINs, okay? It’s like he was just asking for it. These people overseas are just trying to make a living feed their families or maybe just like get a Visa get into the US as quick as possible cuz they got a sick relative or something serious going on and they can’t just take a combo hiking / swimming vacation up from Mexico across the Rio Grande on the cheap anymore because Trump still thinks Pink Floyd’s new album is still the Wall, he’s outta touch man, that’s why we need a fresh new face like Bernie maybe, or Nancy Pelosi is looking better since the totally unfounded rumors that #FecesBleahck  started airbrushing ALL photos with any textscan that has a photo in it from any state with a sanctuary city in it, damn, Mr. Zonkerturd only did ONE YEAR at Harvard and he thinks of krap like that. Imagine if he’d like finished his degree aor maybe even just got like a 2 year associate’s he’d have a trade he could fall back on when the feds finally get a grip on the https://wwmt.com/news/nation-world/it-looks-like-weed-but-its-not-law-enforcement-warn-of-fentanyl-disguised-as-cannabis-10-22-2019-122732426 situation.

Anyway? Total problems. The dude in India isn’t even LICENSED in Cleveland but he still in good faith flies from Calcutta to Canada, sneaks over the border because he has a legitimate job in the USA an obligation he is determined to fulfill faithfully, and naturally though unnaturalized, he can’t do the whole  job himself so he brinks along 30 or 40 about, who has time to check these things this is breaking news right? You gotta move fast on this journalism krap or like AP is sooo good, those guys have the BEST i-phones? It’s almost like you can’t compete even. Luckily we partner with the local head shop on our Netflix and HULU save a few bucks there, and we’re getting respectable hits in certain cult demographic areas. It’s all about the demographics now. Adsense is soooo cool. Make your head spin though. All those WORDS to figure out…

So they rent this one room walk up, shower, and steal a pick up truck and head out for Colorado, Google Maps is perfect, okay? They show up a couple months later, a little late but there’s all kinds of distractions along the way and hey, the scenery from Cleveland to Boulder is like, well. Plus, they lay over in Chicago, truck gets stolen they gotta boost another one, they all register to vote a couple few hundred times, fill out the early absentee ballots, they’re movin’ right? Got a JOB to do remember, finally they show up, meet the dude, he’s delighted to get the work started before Winter, they show up in the middle of the night, wanna get this DONE, nail a bunch of 60s and 70s album covers they’ve put nail polish remover on to protect them from the elements with the original vinyly still inside, stuff they got in the flea markets in Hyderabad and on eBay even some great bargains there too, or even Alibaba maybe you can get a 20 foot container of them possibly again who knows time constraints and deadlines we figure people like Snopes will eventually check that for us, right?

We googled: https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+square+feet+is+average+house+vinyl+siding&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS832US832&oq=how+many+square+feet+is+average+house+vinyl+siding+&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l4.22567j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 and got back:

The average cost to install vinyl siding on a 1,600 sqft. home is $4,800–$5,600, or $3.30 per square foot installed depending on the size of your home, quality of siding, and the number of accent pieces. Higher-quality siding on the same house will cost between $10,200 and $11,100 or $6.70 per square foot.

So like with the airfare for up to 40 people or more, sundries, yogurt, the apartment in Cleveland, gas, mileage charges, they could taken an Uber or if they’d thought about it maybe all started DRIVING for Uber individually and gradually met in Colorado regrouped that coulda financed the whole thing but hey, hindsight 2020 they’re new in this country, plus they’re off the radar and barely even got benefits in Iowa or Nebraska wtf but they loaded up in Chicago and even picked up some great vintage Howlin’ Wolf records people just don’t appreciate our heritage enough, sometimes it takes fresh eyes and ears to appreciate that immigrants built this country and that we were all at the wrong end of the totem pole at one point, maybe that’s a bad analogy for a number of reasons but, let’s just not go there right now. This story is already wayyyyy too long and nobody is gonna edit it so I gotta be really creful to look for those squiggly red lines and stuff you know? Lucky I took that WordPress seminar last year at the library.

So it’s like happening for this guy you’d think. They do all the work overnight, they clean out his bank account, max out his credit cards and take out a high interest loan for him using the stolen pickup as collateral, report that stolen at the same time, get the insurance money, now they got a free ride home, they go to Disneyland of course, fly back to Calcutta after visiting San Francisco hoping to  watch pooper scooper cops handing out tickets to scofflaw dog walkers in front of Pelosi’s house which probably never happened you can’t believe these fake news sites of course, they had also hoped to give some of their cash on hand to the free needle guys and the people pooper scoopers

https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-poop-patrol-salary-2018-8  San Francisco is establishing a “poop patrol” in order to combat the rising tide of human feces flooding its streets, according to the San Francisco Chronicle. The San Francisco Chronicle also reported that members of the patrol will make an annual base salary of $71,760 — $184,678 if you include mandated benefits.Aug 24, 2018

meanwhile https://www.cuteness.com/article/california-pooper-scooper-laws  The San Francisco Health Code has a two-part ordinance–Pick It Up and Carry the Bag. Each carries a $320 fine for failure to pick up and failure to “carry a suitable container for the removal and disposal of dog feces.”

so what’s the problem? The law is the law, right? Not these hardworking guys from Calcutta who went HALFWAY around the world to do this guy a favor charging him MUCH LESS THAN Bernie’s 15 bucks an hour, okay? No union dues either, Bernie… think about THAT… And they don’t even have health care yet but their immune systems are amazing, consider all that airline food, it toughens you up.

End of the day, the ungrateful pothead in Boulder bitches about the fact that they put Milli Vanilli albums around his bathroom windows and now everybody knows where he shits, which is like an invasion of privacy WTF like isn’t it too late to raise this now?

Haven’t you ever heard of the DO NOT CALL LIST?

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why you should wait an hour after taking a bath before you go on the internet with your cell phone

 

krapchat the video phone betamax only – uncut footage of live action customer service at the speed of light work if you can get it.

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