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Krapchat.com Googled ” how do i mark a fake news post on facebook? ” and boy did we get a lotta s***

And this is what we got. 

First off, Facebook does not seem to call Fake News by its real name, which is “Fake News.” In other words, you can call someone’s words fake and you can call them news but the don’t want you to call ANYONE’s words #FAKENEWS, or that’s what the current theory is here in the #KrapchatStinkTank, which is high atop Mr. Brown’s Royal Krapper throne, detecting Krap 24x7x365 with a day off to flush and wipe our hands every four years when we take a breather after the month or so of shit from a presidential Krapfest election, it takes about that long to wipe and disinfect, shred evidence and move the kash money at least to a safe place if you understand what we’re saying.

1. This might be boring. First? They call it FALSE NEWS. First time we ever heard false news. WTF. what the foo? Who googles #falsenews? do you? Not we. See?
2. How do I report fake Facebook posts?
now if something is a fake Facebook post, that would mean it is not a real Facebook post, right? But if it’s posted on Facebook and you’re reporting it, how can it be fake? It’s a post. It’s on Facebook. It MUST BE REAL, or rather it must be a non-fake Facebook post.  So? You CAN’T.
We’re not gonna go further on this right now. If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, just go hop on your little pony and put your pink hat back on and put another quarter in the jukebox, baby, turn it up to 11, no, to 69 and scream OMG OMG OMG for the rest of the day. Then? Pick a new gender if you want, change your name and run for President. Someone in Chicago may write you in before they visit the old country to help their cousins pack.
and, just to bitch. these instructions suck.

okay, so now let me get this straight… you put da lineakrap in da kookoonut and stick it up your cocobutt? you call da datadoctah and you say…

it’s not fake news it’s false news and it might be in a fake facebook post but there ain’t no such ting on facebook necause if it’s a post on facebook it’s got to be a real facebook post even though it might be fake news but we don’t have a way or even say dem words now do we.
bottom line, yah don’t mark fake news on facebook. you ZUCK it. all over the berg if ya will. we’re all getting zucked and what’s da motivation ya tink? thinkabit. tocoinaphrase… where’s da money? it’s the database dummy, it’s information about me and you honey…
fortunately? there’s a new site,

http://fakenewsflagger.com

and they want YOU, and me, together… smile… where’s the happy face emoji when ya need it?
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Vape-hoverboards may be in short supply as rumor of miracle flatulence based alternative energy source for personal urban transport hints at new mass transit even cross country and international travel potential

*** note krapchat does not endorse vaping. in fact, we don't smoke, don't drink, well we like that strawberry mio, but wtf, we just kicked sweet n lo. otherwise? we're adam friggin' ant, okay?

Could this send Bitcoin through the Port-a-Potty basement roof and anyone who gets a heads up on getting an early seat before the beer drinkers hit the head after this weekend’s football games? Well you never know, but highly unlikely, what do we really know. It’s a highly irregular business and with the Bratwurst sales what they are right now, everyone’s just enjoying the tang in the air, thank goodness it ain’t Summer, phew...

That’s what someone said, but you’d have to pull our finger right outta the socket to get us to tell you who said it. But look at this…

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check this dude out we found this on youtube © related to this video we have no clue must be this guy:
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Facebook temporary profiles uncontrollably backsliding to early ugliest shower selfies – crisis hotlines in meltdown

We can’t even count the people who woke up to this Krapshow before they were even done throwing up…

It’s a freaking frigging debacle, said Bobo Brazilwax, a local unlicensed mobile freelance throat rolfer from hesheits experimental hush hush Vape-Hoverboard as he crashed suddenly into an open Con-Edwina gender-non-specific hole in the Hu-man-hattan Hi-rez lo-rent rowboat community alongside a newly sprung river of tears in an undisclosed toxic runoff feeding the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Reservoir earlier this millenium, like maybe 5am eastern time this morning but we’re not sure, we’re movin’ okay? On it.

“You can’t make this krap up, Bobo continued, Krapchat.com already did.”

Follow this story throughout the rest of the millenium as we ride it hard and eventually forget to put it away, dead and forgotten.

Near as we can tell, this is serious, so you got only a few choices here.
BUY THIS T SHIRT – last one!

OR BUY SOME RING DINGS
they look like hockey pucks and people have supposedly thrown them on the ice during hockey games and the unsuntanned players come up and smack em with their sticks until they splatter to smithereens if they can get tickets of course, hot commodity people loves da Zamboni…

tasty drake’s cakes snack morselfs mmm mmm smack dat throw em at the tv it’s a pucked up thing who doesn’t love the chocolate like taste or whatever in their snack thing?
OR what else, you can sing the blues in which case you might have a guitar and maybe you need some guitarpicks and who doesn’t adore, and please don’t tell us if you don’t:
fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid not that moto crap thin, medium, heavy and EXTRA HEAVY even which are soooo hard to find at the world’s lowest price at least that we can find… buy 4, 8, 12 in a mixed custom bundle if you click this link OR if you’re in a hurry …
each pick a different color, keep em in your wallet or your pocket or your secret little spot right? one thin, one medium, one heavy and one elusive extra heavy, you’re ready for ANYTHING whether you’re on stage or in your basement, bedroom, your mom’s garage or on the road livin’ the dream… unless you’re color blind maybe, black ones white ones brown ones and confetti which is like red white and blue no black but you can buy a t shirt or a hockey puck what the heck…

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Blowjob – the original oral contraceptive – soon will require a prescription

The homeopathic and therapeutic values of the b****** oh, it’s too late Android we already use the word you can ask her ass get out

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New medical / psychological syndromes, torture pair and 1st degree felony discovered, ITCHEYS – I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit – and SOYSIMSATH – Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!

*** this is satire, but maybe it shouldn’t be? ***

Definitions:

  1. ITCHEYS
    I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit
    This can be a situational symptom, an acquired short term or long term syndrome, or an incurable disease, any of which can potentially be fatal.

  2. SOYSIMSATH
    Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!
    This is a crime, a violation of basic human rights and it is rooted in the fundamentals of being an asshole that gives another human being so much unjustified shit so fast and so relentlessly in such an abusive and fucked up manner, and in public even sometimes aka soysimsathSUPERsized, that it’s gonna kill them sooner or later. In other words, somebody’s gonna get hurt. Bad.

    Sometimes, though, all you can do is pick up your guitar and play…

    fender guitar picks 4 for a dollar best price on the planet until someone else can prove they’re lower, no tracking they’re flat and fit in a first class envelope. other people charge you $3.50 to ship a dozen guitar picks worth less than the shipping pretty stupid we think. buy from fenderguitarpicks.com through eBay and pick your own picks, mix and match like you did back in the day at the main street music store that’s not there any more. or? go to guitar center or sweetwater, we’re cheaper than them too. we’re even cheaper than buying picks from fender.com and they make the friggin things, plus? we carry extra heavies and they don’t. figure that out. there’s a reason but it’s absurd, as is nearly everything in today’s world. your choice. get back to your roots. fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid thin, medium heavy and extra heavy in white, shell, confetti red white and blue and black. best price on the planet. best sound on the planet.
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The Dinosaur Dietary Daylight Savings Time Travel and Bovine Excremental Reserve Cattle Roundup and March on Washington of 2019 – 2020 – draft proposal and preliminary implementation plan

Or Dddsttabercramow for ease of reference and for short, rolls right off the tongue yes or no? Please vote just once, unless you’re from Chicago.
https://ingesanagram.appspot.com/

YES
No.
Dunno..
The Dinosaur Dietary Daylight Savings Time Travel and Bovine Excremental Reserve Cattle Roundup and March on Washington of 2019 / 2020 – draft proposal and preliminary implementation plan

  1. Oil comes from dinosaurs that died a long time ago
  2. Daylight savings time is a pain in the ass.
  3. Oil is really f****** expensive and we’re running out of it.
  4. The sun is free but solar energy is really expensive because the people who sell oil don’t want to have to go back to work for a living and their kids are so stupid after so many generations of inbreeding to ever be able to support them.
  5.  Oil is bad for the environment.
  6. Time travel probably not probable. Otherwise it’s impossible.
  7. Cows are real and they do not have gender identity issues that we are aware of.
  8. 2020 is going to be a messy election year.
  9. If dinosaurs had eaten a healthier diet we wouldn’t have this problem, but we do.
  10. We need a giant cattle Roundup March on Washington.
    *** editor’s note *** this could be really funny if we had the time or energy to do it, but no one seems to just want to have a good laugh anymore.
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Bill Purkins Writes On allowing illegal aliens voting in 2020 US elections…

Ever wonder how convicted felons who were sentenced to hang by the neck until they were dead and had their sentences not yet carried out and who also happened to be illegal immigrants from the country Chad might have voted in Bush v. Gore back in the day? (now SOMEBODY better friggin’ laugh inside at least at that one comma dammit)

and I can’t get a job as a social media sniper for 2020? Is there a burn notice out or something? First come first serve you dirtbags, and you know who your are. I won’t lie for you, but I WILL mercilessly make your opponent look like the actual ignorant thug they actually are, no more no less and it will be screamingly funny. BUT? You WILL pay me every week and you WILL be allowed to hold back 32% contingent on you winning. PM me. Or call me.

 

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employees must wipe ass #employeesmustwipeass

employees must wipe ass
#employeesmustwipeass

https://www.thenewsstar.com/story/life/food/2019/10/18/raw-sewerage-roaches-school-concession-stands-fumble-inspections/4000132002/

July 2019: Restaurant inspectors find rodent droppings, putrid food

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Will Nancy Pelosi lead move to ban new miracle cure all drug found to also increase IQ in sanctuary cities?

is fishing the answer to all man’s woes? ask this man who asked to remain anonymous but says he had open heart surgery and three minor strokes 19 years ago and today is happier than he’s ever been. we have reason to believe him.

fishing cures all? striped bass 26 inches not a keeper 28 inches minimum size in nys currently october 2019 Hey guys, Wanna buy some cream to make your **** harder?
(inset photo of hot chick with massive…)

69 second read… Why would she do that? We haven’t heard any such thing. Hell of a headline though?

oh hell…

John W. Pierce III Is it like that miracle drug that cures heartburn but also opens the door for cancer? Or will it be like that hernia mesh that’s making the new rounds of lawsuits? Maybe it’ll be like that morning sickness drug, thalidomide! That worked so well!
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  • Thomas Aitken I’ve actually been watching the Class Action channel myself, shopping for a lawsuit. I’d be a perfect fit for mesothelioma, I breathed in a ton of shit in the navy and later at an oil refinery, but I’m still healthy as a horse. Damn!
    • Bill Purkins I keep getting batcrazy flashes of you in a golf cart ridin’ it hard put away wet in a puddle of those boutique 12 grain Starbuck’s wannabe barista beers or wtf they are pumpkin latte md4040 why the hell dontha just lay in the parking lot of the bodegaSee More
    • Thomas Aitken I live in a gated community, they close the gates at 8 pm or around there, I’ve never been out that late, I lost my gate card. If your in a car, speed limit is 8 miles an hour, if you’re on a golf cart it’s about 35. Thing is, these damn golf carts cost as much as a good used car.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken there’s a back seat in them? where do you fuck? or do people lay off premature green shots if you and the lady get nasty around the gimmee putt radius if it’s an important hole, you ever feel that short grass on your back shit it’s like nothing you ever had in any motel, magic fingers was nice but who has quarters these days, and those ballwash machines #fugeddaboudit meetcha on the lady’s tees slip her the back nine whadja shoot today broke, 69, i lost count who the hell keeps score anymore… ABQ there’s not even any fuckin alligators down there? you got snakes and shit?
    • Bill Purkins i don’t even PLAY golf, not since the 80s? this is 26″ too small to eat WTF… they gotta be 28″ here. talk about a gag order…
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    • Thomas Aitken My shoulders are shit, I got a swing like Charles Barkley. We’ve got a putting green everybody uses as a toilet for their miniature Schnauzer. There’s an indoor pool I’ve never been in, a community center I go to once a month to pay the rent. There’s a place where you can park your rv for fifty bucks a month. Once inside the park, there is no grass, everything is covered with pebbles. Your “yard” is a patch of pebbles about four feet wide surrounding your trailer. You can have a cactus or a small bush and some people go with metal figurines. I’ve got a ceramic frog we had laying around. And a rose bush. With the exception of service people, cable guys, roofers, delivery people etc, the place looks deserted. A hot air balloon landed in front of my house andmaybe eight people came out to look at it. On the average day I’ll get up around 0430, coffee, fb, news, tv goes on at 0630. I’ll watch tv and program my directv till about 0830, then I get dressed and go out for a spin around town. There’s a lot of town left to explore and after January 1st I’m going to be looking for a delivery gig so I need to learn the city a little better. I get home around 1100 or noon, have lunch and watch tv. I’m usually in bed around 4:30, watch tv till I fall asleep around 7:30 eight o’clock. Sleep like a log. I look at my bank accounts a couple times a day and my month revolves around rent day and SS check day. I’m not miserable but if I just didn’t wake up one morning it wouldnt be a great disaster.
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Is it possible to love your way out of paradise?

Is it possible to love your way out of paradise?

Not so silly a concept, I think it truly IS possible to love your while your way out of paradise, or a state of Eternal Bliss. Of course I know it would not really be eternal then, and this negates therefore the concept of a state of ongoing / eternal Bliss. Therfore Paradise itself is not necessarily a constant state of pleasure, but rather what then?

Eternal bliss? Bliss Or alone, blips of bliss, way points of waves of ecstasy, I could go for that, how about you? What are paradise, bliss then, pleasure forms, okay? To be practical right they are the thing. Let me Define the thing. Paradise and Bliss, same thing then. Can they be Eternal? F*** no, therefore you can’t be f***ing alla the time, so Maybe not so. So, Actually, even in paradise, they are not eternal, so now again we ask if it is possible to love your way out of the thing. So we will make Paradise or Bliss or the Eternal version of either Thing One and we’ll make Love Thing 2. Sorry to Seuss out here but it seems to work. So Thing 1 and Thing 2. Paradise or bless our thing and I love our thing. That some people never say the words I love you it’s not their style to be so bold, that’s a Paul Simon lyric and if you know the song you know what I’m talkin about there either they don’t know the song you don’t know what I’m talkin about there some people feel uncomfortable saying they love a person meanwhile I love macaroni and cheese or tacos or foot massages and who doesn’t love foot massages whereas macaroni and cheese you can take it or leave it sometimes, unless it’s your favorite kind that you grew up with like your mother used to make, or the Kraft blue box stuff everybody likes cuz it’s so nostalgic, y’know some people just melt when they see Velveeta.
So the love thing thing one I know is that thing to ya love is thing two sorry hard to keep track of things she wants to get this thing he wants to do that thing, but sometimes you can only do one thing at a time you know right, unless it’s the 69th thing, but that’s not even a Fibonacci numbner, and we’ll undress that one later.

homework: look up love, get fibonacci on your baby

I looked up love a while back in the dictionary or one of the dictionaries and it was basically intense affection or some kind of affection thing so we’ll call it the affection thing, and for that matter let’s read to find Thing One and just say that it’s pleasure. Because basically we’re selfish animals and even though we will endure all kinds of hardship and pain for love, are ultimate motive, our ultimate goal is usually something pleasurable, like a nice meal prepared by someone else, the foot massage we speak of, or something like a blowjob or if you have the other equipment below your waist perhaps an ever-escalating Fibonacci series number as high as you can achieve without your eyeballs spinning around so far back in your head that they snap off a little tendons or whatever the hell they’re attached to and blind you with a light of the petite Mort and the hopes that you do not break any toes while clenching them up before you pass out. Typical final score here?

Men – 1 Women – pick one from the following 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144 and I doubt that any woman in the history of the Homo Sapiens species has ever gotten Beyond 144 orgasms in one session of pleasure, Thing 2 and or Paradise / Bliss, Eternal or not, and considering that orgasm really should be the ultimate pleasure which we have already agreed or at least I’ve agreed with Myself That Thing 2 is basically pleasure and the ultimate pleasure if we’re talkin about Paradise of bliss if it’s eternal then there is no varying off that Pinnacle of the top of the Pyramid of pleasure the orgasm itself therefore there is no way that it can be eternal unless the best orgasm you’ve ever had in your life kills you and that’s not really what we want. So there is no Eternal Bliss.

Instead, what we want is the ultimate Popeye trip, the isometric wave-like motion the crest and trough if you will not unlike the movement of the ship through the sea, and that’s why we Sail on the Sloop John B, though we don’t always want to go fishing with our grandfather, unless you actually happen to be a grandma herself. this eventually will become our dirty little Seabiscuit secretive salty desire.

Hoist up your skirt granny. And unfurl the tishnet ship stotes stock ings of kippers and herrings and two two backed stickleback humpbacked whale of a good time. The Best Time Of Our Lives. if the boat’s a Rockin don’t come knocking rock and roll can never die..

so to answer your original question can you love your way out of Thing 2, yes I guess you can if you drift apart from supporting the wishes of your deepest desire personnel-wise, you’re a crew of two and is he changed through the times and with the tide you got to roll with the flow and ride with the tide this is song like that, and hopefully you never pamper your partner in pleasure to a waypoint that extends farther than your own life line, lest you become unentangled which could break the bond between you, but there is still hope in what Einstein called spooky action at a distance, or also known as Bell’s theorem, or quantum entanglement.

peace be the journey, rock the boat don’t rock the boat baby, love is a rose, something so right, don’t you worry about a thing, baby, you can leave your hat on,,,

it’s all a silly love song, and love is really the bliss or paradise, etermal or not, it’s the thing that counts, so love is now thing one AND thing two and it it what it is, either the L word itself and for those who love their cuppa tea or coffee or macaroni and cheese or the eternally blissful foot massage, left or right yingyang i was making it clang, long about a saturday or any other night of the week the exception, along with whatever your own thing is baby, do your thing, and shake it but don’t break it and if her thing ain’t your thing but you can handle it first the way she likes it, get into it and do that thing for her and she’ll take care of everything for you for the rest of your life provided you reciprocate, and sometimes you get to do your favorite things, her thing won and your thing too, everyone’s a winner, bargains galore, come together. gimmee gimmee that thing.

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