"If you see krap? Say krap." – epitaph on the unmarked grave of freedom of speech…
How do you want that shake, Martin and Lewis, or Amos ‘n Andy? – Pulp Fiction Pat Boone? or Little Richard? White singers paid the fees, but black singers didn’t get the money… In September…
Dammit. Here’s the problem. We’ve been trying to get our resident artist Elmo Machete and our pompous dickhead self aggrandizing fearless leader Mr. Brown to enter a trial period of collaboration with no strings attached…
brutal elimination of the Federal Reserve and banking systems and institutions as we know them today, to be replaced by an endorphin based barter system
stuffing and mounting deceased pet booty vs full frontal big head game When we wondered the calendar date on which Marilyn Monroe was last seen alive on, we wound up here before giving up, feeling…
this started as a fecesbook post by thomas aitken and quickly degraded to krapchat standards so we bought a vowel movement before one of us got s*** canned by mr. ze-bra… #FatTrucker said: When I…
And this is what we got. First off, Facebook does not seem to call Fake News by its real name, which is “Fake News.” In other words, you can call someone’s words fake and you…
*** note krapchat does not endorse vaping. in fact, we don’t smoke, don’t drink, well we like that strawberry mio, but wtf, we just kicked sweet n lo. otherwise? we’re adam friggin’ ant, okay? Could…
We can’t even count the people who woke up to this Krapshow before they were even done throwing up… It’s a freaking frigging debacle, said Bobo Brazilwax, a local unlicensed mobile freelance throat rolfer from…
The homeopathic and therapeutic values of the b****** oh, it’s too late Android we already use the word you can ask her ass get out
*** this is satire, but maybe it shouldn’t be? *** Definitions: ITCHEYS – I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit This can be a situational symptom, an acquired short term or long term syndrome, or…