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Krapchat.com Googled ” how do i mark a fake news post on facebook? ” and boy did we get a lotta s***

And this is what we got. 

First off, Facebook does not seem to call Fake News by its real name, which is “Fake News.” In other words, you can call someone’s words fake and you can call them news but the don’t want you to call ANYONE’s words #FAKENEWS, or that’s what the current theory is here in the #KrapchatStinkTank, which is high atop Mr. Brown’s Royal Krapper throne, detecting Krap 24x7x365 with a day off to flush and wipe our hands every four years when we take a breather after the month or so of shit from a presidential Krapfest election, it takes about that long to wipe and disinfect, shred evidence and move the kash money at least to a safe place if you understand what we’re saying.

1. This might be boring. First? They call it FALSE NEWS. First time we ever heard false news. WTF. what the foo? Who googles #falsenews? do you? Not we. See?
2. How do I report fake Facebook posts?
now if something is a fake Facebook post, that would mean it is not a real Facebook post, right? But if it’s posted on Facebook and you’re reporting it, how can it be fake? It’s a post. It’s on Facebook. It MUST BE REAL, or rather it must be a non-fake Facebook post.  So? You CAN’T.
We’re not gonna go further on this right now. If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, just go hop on your little pony and put your pink hat back on and put another quarter in the jukebox, baby, turn it up to 11, no, to 69 and scream OMG OMG OMG for the rest of the day. Then? Pick a new gender if you want, change your name and run for President. Someone in Chicago may write you in before they visit the old country to help their cousins pack.
and, just to bitch. these instructions suck.

okay, so now let me get this straight… you put da lineakrap in da kookoonut and stick it up your cocobutt? you call da datadoctah and you say…

it’s not fake news it’s false news and it might be in a fake facebook post but there ain’t no such ting on facebook necause if it’s a post on facebook it’s got to be a real facebook post even though it might be fake news but we don’t have a way or even say dem words now do we.
bottom line, yah don’t mark fake news on facebook. you ZUCK it. all over the berg if ya will. we’re all getting zucked and what’s da motivation ya tink? thinkabit. tocoinaphrase… where’s da money? it’s the database dummy, it’s information about me and you honey…
fortunately? there’s a new site,

http://fakenewsflagger.com

and they want YOU, and me, together… smile… where’s the happy face emoji when ya need it?
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Vape-hoverboards may be in short supply as rumor of miracle flatulence based alternative energy source for personal urban transport hints at new mass transit even cross country and international travel potential

*** note krapchat does not endorse vaping. in fact, we don't smoke, don't drink, well we like that strawberry mio, but wtf, we just kicked sweet n lo. otherwise? we're adam friggin' ant, okay?

Could this send Bitcoin through the Port-a-Potty basement roof and anyone who gets a heads up on getting an early seat before the beer drinkers hit the head after this weekend’s football games? Well you never know, but highly unlikely, what do we really know. It’s a highly irregular business and with the Bratwurst sales what they are right now, everyone’s just enjoying the tang in the air, thank goodness it ain’t Summer, phew...

That’s what someone said, but you’d have to pull our finger right outta the socket to get us to tell you who said it. But look at this…

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Facebook temporary profiles uncontrollably backsliding to early ugliest shower selfies – crisis hotlines in meltdown

We can’t even count the people who woke up to this Krapshow before they were even done throwing up…

It’s a freaking frigging debacle, said Bobo Brazilwax, a local unlicensed mobile freelance throat rolfer from hesheits experimental hush hush Vape-Hoverboard as he crashed suddenly into an open Con-Edwina gender-non-specific hole in the Hu-man-hattan Hi-rez lo-rent rowboat community alongside a newly sprung river of tears in an undisclosed toxic runoff feeding the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Reservoir earlier this millenium, like maybe 5am eastern time this morning but we’re not sure, we’re movin’ okay? On it.

“You can’t make this krap up, Bobo continued, Krapchat.com already did.”

Follow this story throughout the rest of the millenium as we ride it hard and eventually forget to put it away, dead and forgotten.

Near as we can tell, this is serious, so you got only a few choices here.
BUY THIS T SHIRT – last one!

OR BUY SOME RING DINGS
they look like hockey pucks and people have supposedly thrown them on the ice during hockey games and the unsuntanned players come up and smack em with their sticks until they splatter to smithereens if they can get tickets of course, hot commodity people loves da Zamboni…

tasty drake’s cakes snack morselfs mmm mmm smack dat throw em at the tv it’s a pucked up thing who doesn’t love the chocolate like taste or whatever in their snack thing?
OR what else, you can sing the blues in which case you might have a guitar and maybe you need some guitarpicks and who doesn’t adore, and please don’t tell us if you don’t:
fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid not that moto crap thin, medium, heavy and EXTRA HEAVY even which are soooo hard to find at the world’s lowest price at least that we can find… buy 4, 8, 12 in a mixed custom bundle if you click this link OR if you’re in a hurry …
each pick a different color, keep em in your wallet or your pocket or your secret little spot right? one thin, one medium, one heavy and one elusive extra heavy, you’re ready for ANYTHING whether you’re on stage or in your basement, bedroom, your mom’s garage or on the road livin’ the dream… unless you’re color blind maybe, black ones white ones brown ones and confetti which is like red white and blue no black but you can buy a t shirt or a hockey puck what the heck…

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Blowjob – the original oral contraceptive – soon will require a prescription

The homeopathic and therapeutic values of the b****** oh, it’s too late Android we already use the word you can ask her ass get out

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New medical / psychological syndromes, torture pair and 1st degree felony discovered, ITCHEYS – I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit – and SOYSIMSATH – Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!

*** this is satire, but maybe it shouldn’t be? ***

Definitions:

  1. ITCHEYS
    I Truly Can’t Handle Eating Your Shit
    This can be a situational symptom, an acquired short term or long term syndrome, or an incurable disease, any of which can potentially be fatal.

  2. SOYSIMSATH
    Stop Okay? You’re Shitting In My System And That’s Murder!
    This is a crime, a violation of basic human rights and it is rooted in the fundamentals of being an asshole that gives another human being so much unjustified shit so fast and so relentlessly in such an abusive and fucked up manner, and in public even sometimes aka soysimsathSUPERsized, that it’s gonna kill them sooner or later. In other words, somebody’s gonna get hurt. Bad.

    Sometimes, though, all you can do is pick up your guitar and play…

    fender guitar picks 4 for a dollar best price on the planet until someone else can prove they’re lower, no tracking they’re flat and fit in a first class envelope. other people charge you $3.50 to ship a dozen guitar picks worth less than the shipping pretty stupid we think. buy from fenderguitarpicks.com through eBay and pick your own picks, mix and match like you did back in the day at the main street music store that’s not there any more. or? go to guitar center or sweetwater, we’re cheaper than them too. we’re even cheaper than buying picks from fender.com and they make the friggin things, plus? we carry extra heavies and they don’t. figure that out. there’s a reason but it’s absurd, as is nearly everything in today’s world. your choice. get back to your roots. fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid thin, medium heavy and extra heavy in white, shell, confetti red white and blue and black. best price on the planet. best sound on the planet.
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The Dinosaur Dietary Daylight Savings Time Travel and Bovine Excremental Reserve Cattle Roundup and March on Washington of 2019 – 2020 – draft proposal and preliminary implementation plan

Or Dddsttabercramow for ease of reference and for short, rolls right off the tongue yes or no? Please vote just once, unless you’re from Chicago.
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YES
No.
Dunno..
The Dinosaur Dietary Daylight Savings Time Travel and Bovine Excremental Reserve Cattle Roundup and March on Washington of 2019 / 2020 – draft proposal and preliminary implementation plan

  1. Oil comes from dinosaurs that died a long time ago
  2. Daylight savings time is a pain in the ass.
  3. Oil is really f****** expensive and we’re running out of it.
  4. The sun is free but solar energy is really expensive because the people who sell oil don’t want to have to go back to work for a living and their kids are so stupid after so many generations of inbreeding to ever be able to support them.
  5.  Oil is bad for the environment.
  6. Time travel probably not probable. Otherwise it’s impossible.
  7. Cows are real and they do not have gender identity issues that we are aware of.
  8. 2020 is going to be a messy election year.
  9. If dinosaurs had eaten a healthier diet we wouldn’t have this problem, but we do.
  10. We need a giant cattle Roundup March on Washington.
    *** editor’s note *** this could be really funny if we had the time or energy to do it, but no one seems to just want to have a good laugh anymore.
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Bill Purkins Writes On allowing illegal aliens voting in 2020 US elections…

Ever wonder how convicted felons who were sentenced to hang by the neck until they were dead and had their sentences not yet carried out and who also happened to be illegal immigrants from the country Chad might have voted in Bush v. Gore back in the day? (now SOMEBODY better friggin’ laugh inside at least at that one comma dammit)

and I can’t get a job as a social media sniper for 2020? Is there a burn notice out or something? First come first serve you dirtbags, and you know who your are. I won’t lie for you, but I WILL mercilessly make your opponent look like the actual ignorant thug they actually are, no more no less and it will be screamingly funny. BUT? You WILL pay me every week and you WILL be allowed to hold back 32% contingent on you winning. PM me. Or call me.

 

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employees must wipe ass #employeesmustwipeass

employees must wipe ass
#employeesmustwipeass

https://www.thenewsstar.com/story/life/food/2019/10/18/raw-sewerage-roaches-school-concession-stands-fumble-inspections/4000132002/

July 2019: Restaurant inspectors find rodent droppings, putrid food

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why you should wait an hour after taking a bath before you go on the internet with your cell phone

 

krapchat the video phone betamax only – uncut footage of live action customer service at the speed of light work if you can get it.

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video does not identify who the cell phone was bought from nor does it identify who the phone call was made to, nor where the music in the background came from. that is the voice of bill purkins, who may or may not have something to do with krapchat but he ain’t talking. therefore, no one’s reputation is being hurt here and if you would like to know the FULL story and actually have someone explain to you in an anecdotal non-malicious, non-slanderous, non-libelous fashion what company names were involved in this fiasco and the uglier side of this nearly ONE HOUR phone call, 54 minutes and change approximately, give or take a few seconds or maybe it was 56 minutes but it’s not worth checking right now, but if

someone gives us a buck, we can get that information.
Send $1.69 to http://PayPal.me/SilverWillie/1.69 and make some kind of note as to who what why when where and how it’s for and we’ll give you a phone number so you can talk to Bill or maybe one of the dogs, or maybe we’ll just put YOU on hold for almost an hour and then you can have nightmares about whether or not your phone has been hacked or that you have to spend X amount of time at a train station in the dark with no ability to make a phone call with your new cell phone having of course to go to the bathroom, which left with the train you rode in on. Or? Maybe if you know someone who plays the guitar or YOU might be in a similar situation, well, you can get what you want if you try some time spent at our sponsor, fenderguitarpicks.com

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krapchat.com if you see shit say shit
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Will Nancy Pelosi lead move to ban new miracle cure all drug found to also increase IQ in sanctuary cities?

is fishing the answer to all man’s woes? ask this man who asked to remain anonymous but says he had open heart surgery and three minor strokes 19 years ago and today is happier than he’s ever been. we have reason to believe him.

fishing cures all? striped bass 26 inches not a keeper 28 inches minimum size in nys currently october 2019 Hey guys, Wanna buy some cream to make your **** harder?
(inset photo of hot chick with massive…)

69 second read… Why would she do that? We haven’t heard any such thing. Hell of a headline though?

oh hell…

John W. Pierce III Is it like that miracle drug that cures heartburn but also opens the door for cancer? Or will it be like that hernia mesh that’s making the new rounds of lawsuits? Maybe it’ll be like that morning sickness drug, thalidomide! That worked so well!
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  • Thomas Aitken I’ve actually been watching the Class Action channel myself, shopping for a lawsuit. I’d be a perfect fit for mesothelioma, I breathed in a ton of shit in the navy and later at an oil refinery, but I’m still healthy as a horse. Damn!
    • Bill Purkins I keep getting batcrazy flashes of you in a golf cart ridin’ it hard put away wet in a puddle of those boutique 12 grain Starbuck’s wannabe barista beers or wtf they are pumpkin latte md4040 why the hell dontha just lay in the parking lot of the bodegaSee More
    • Thomas Aitken I live in a gated community, they close the gates at 8 pm or around there, I’ve never been out that late, I lost my gate card. If your in a car, speed limit is 8 miles an hour, if you’re on a golf cart it’s about 35. Thing is, these damn golf carts cost as much as a good used car.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken there’s a back seat in them? where do you fuck? or do people lay off premature green shots if you and the lady get nasty around the gimmee putt radius if it’s an important hole, you ever feel that short grass on your back shit it’s like nothing you ever had in any motel, magic fingers was nice but who has quarters these days, and those ballwash machines #fugeddaboudit meetcha on the lady’s tees slip her the back nine whadja shoot today broke, 69, i lost count who the hell keeps score anymore… ABQ there’s not even any fuckin alligators down there? you got snakes and shit?
    • Bill Purkins i don’t even PLAY golf, not since the 80s? this is 26″ too small to eat WTF… they gotta be 28″ here. talk about a gag order…
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    • Thomas Aitken My shoulders are shit, I got a swing like Charles Barkley. We’ve got a putting green everybody uses as a toilet for their miniature Schnauzer. There’s an indoor pool I’ve never been in, a community center I go to once a month to pay the rent. There’s a place where you can park your rv for fifty bucks a month. Once inside the park, there is no grass, everything is covered with pebbles. Your “yard” is a patch of pebbles about four feet wide surrounding your trailer. You can have a cactus or a small bush and some people go with metal figurines. I’ve got a ceramic frog we had laying around. And a rose bush. With the exception of service people, cable guys, roofers, delivery people etc, the place looks deserted. A hot air balloon landed in front of my house andmaybe eight people came out to look at it. On the average day I’ll get up around 0430, coffee, fb, news, tv goes on at 0630. I’ll watch tv and program my directv till about 0830, then I get dressed and go out for a spin around town. There’s a lot of town left to explore and after January 1st I’m going to be looking for a delivery gig so I need to learn the city a little better. I get home around 1100 or noon, have lunch and watch tv. I’m usually in bed around 4:30, watch tv till I fall asleep around 7:30 eight o’clock. Sleep like a log. I look at my bank accounts a couple times a day and my month revolves around rent day and SS check day. I’m not miserable but if I just didn’t wake up one morning it wouldnt be a great disaster.
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