create a new krapchat account

please don’t make this hard. it’s free, it’s easy, we’re not gonna rape your precious little cat or neuter your pitbull okay?

OPEN A NEW ACCOUNT
otherwise, just go away or don’t bitch, because no one in America is listening to a word you say unless they’re in the process of taking money from you, and once you give it up? swallow. you’re on you’re on. we’re different here. we tell you what we think is the truth, but most of it’s krap anyway.

We might not be changing the world but we’re making the neighborhood a little better…

  • who said it? tell us, we dunno. thought it was levon helm but can’t confirm. must be a registered krapchat member. don’t make this hard. please. no. we won’t pay you. shit.