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Lonely in the music room… — at Middle of Fucking Nowhere.

fine. i need some 12s on top on the acoustic.

Bill Purkins left to right captree sign which someone GAVE to becca in the galley at the lagoon , an empty can of OFF which is my sexual lubricant this summer apparently, a fender practice amp which sounds better than my marshall and my long gone fender twin bejeezus a dead pack of kit kats the ONLY chocolate i have had in 5 or 10 years? a yellow chord from my unplugged album thoughtseed, back left jungle rot laundry hamper various guitars and shit for sale that elvis costello wouldn't even piss on and certainly not look up from fouling poor sweet diana krall's peeled grape body
Bill Purkins left to right captree sign which someone GAVE to becca in the galley at the lagoon , an empty can of OFF which is my sexual lubricant this summer apparently, a fender practice amp which sounds better than my marshall and my long gone fender twin bejeezus a dead pack of kit kats the ONLY chocolate i have had in 5 or 10 years? a yellow chord from my unplugged album thoughtseed, back left jungle rot laundry hamper various guitars and shit for sale that elvis costello wouldn’t even piss on and certainly not look up from fouling poor sweet diana krall’s peeled grape body

Bill Purkins

left to right captree sign which someone GAVE to becca in the galley at the lagoon , an empty can of OFF which is my sexual lubricant this summer apparently, a fender practice amp which sounds better than my marshall and my long gone fender twin bejeezus a dead pack of kit kats the ONLY chocolate i have had in 5 or 10 years? a yellow chord from my unplugged album thoughtseed, back left jungle rot laundry hamper various guitars and shit for sale that elvis costello wouldn’t even piss on and certainly not look up from fouling poor sweet diana krall’s peeled grape body

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national brotherhood week kiss your own rainbow ass

from 1965, the amazing tom lehrer that was the week that was we think, and national brotherhood week, wow. we’ve come a long way baby…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/dUwbZ9AlSPI

we couldn’t run pri.org in a frame. maybe their server is overloaded. could be. i’m white and only have one black dog and a grandson who’s half puerto rican half black.

https://www.pri.org/stories/2018-02-21/whatever-became-national-brotherhood-week

the above link gets you to the following content we copied and pasted below from pri.org.
pri’s the world but not in an iframe today. sorry. love ’em though.

*** pri.org content starts here and goes on until we say, “hope that didn’t suck too much.”

Whatever became of National Brotherhood Week?

PRI’s The World

February 21, 2018 · 4:30 PM EST

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Posters promoting National Brotherhood Week in the US Posters promoting National Brotherhood Week in the US Credit: Courtesy of the Social Welfare History Archives, University of Minnesota Libraries
Ever heard of National Brotherhood Week?

If you Google it, you’ll see a video of a man in a coat and tie sitting in front of a piano.

hope that didn’t suck too much.

@ facebook page screen shot shit to confuse you and make it look busy
@ facebook page screen shot shit to confuse you and make it look busy

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Is that a joke? Bald eagle flies into a Supreme Court Justice Chambers gender non-specific restroom

WTF?

Bald eagle flies into a Supreme Court Justice Chambers gender non-specific restroom, box of tampons in its talons, one of the new justices says do we have to hear this shit right now? I got a breakfast burrito heading for a split decision whether or not it’s gonna be solid, liquid or something in between okay? And this robe is the one I wear to my fucking bagpipes lessons, you dig?

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Perform passacaglia? I am the soul sister of Inigo Montoya. You broke my fingers. Prepare to get fugued up.

Perform passacaglia? “I am the soul sister of Inigo Montoya. You broke my fingers. Prepare to get fugued up.”

Thomas Aitken Mandy Patinkin, Eli Wallace and “the most interesting man in the world, all Jews playing Mexicans
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Viva la difference of the ages? – vive la dif·fé·rence?

I just had a thought…

Perhaps young men should make love to older women, so they learn to please them, with their endless stamina, over and over, they will also learn control.

On the other hand, should older men father children with the young women, as they will likely make better fathers, and also have the patience and control to better please the young women, who will thus be more gently and fully satisfied in their desires…

Thus, women of all ages will be all the more pleasured, as they deserve, and the men will have better served as both lovers and fathers all their lives, as they well should.

Now I ask, is this the wisdom of my age speaking? Or am I just a dirty old man?

I also remind myself that the lady of my own age I cannot imagine not having.

Such problems to ponder. Life is so hard for a man.

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krapchat has published a new word in the Urban Dictionary – ABUs

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ABUs

Urban Dictionary

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ABUs

ABUs or ABU acronym for Anti Boner Underwear(s) , sort of self explanatory but for the non-erectile if you will, suggestive of your very best ‘what if I get in an accident’ quality of underwear that also has the magical property of being able to suppress a trouser ripping erection in an inappropriate public place such as church, school, or any other venue or situation where you wouldn’t want to embarrass either yourself or the object of your deepest and most precious sexual desires.

Used in a sentence:
Of course I want to fuck her, but her parents, priest and various law enforcement agencies will be present, so I’m wearing my ABUs.

Attention boys: ‘Boner’ hiding underwear has arrived

man in boxers picture credit: Gallo Images

Bloxers Picture Credit: getbloxers.com

Males no longer have to suffer the embarrassment of having a visible erection in public.

How so you say?  Enter the bloxers!

The product that promises that “when life makes it hard, bloxers make it easy.”

Bloxers are a new invention that was designed to help disguise an erection.

According to the makers of the Bloxers they were designed for “comfort and functionality”.

Each pair of Bloxers contains an inbuilt ‘deflector shield’, basically a large pocket that covers the crotch and conceals the erection.

‘The fabric, dubbed the “deflector shield” covers your crotch in its entirety…while deflecting to your chosen side,’ it is citied on the website.

Bloxers Picture Credit: getbloxers.com Bloxers Picture Credit: getbloxers.com

There are three different styles of bloxers. One for men who veer to the left when erect, one for righties and a third option for those who are ‘switchhitters’ – the men who are somewhat in-between.

The bloxers also come in three sizes- small, medium and large in three colours grey, black and white.

The inventors of the underwear have started a crowd funding initiative on Indiegogo in order to raise $20,000 (R247 600) to develop the underwear. You can also visit getbloxers.com to find out more about them.

Their goal is to raise enough money to start an online store.

The inventors of the underwear are also donating 25 percent of their profits to men’s health organization, because they are all about “happy men, sexually, emotionally, medically.”

Take a look at the video they made about their product.

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These are funny fucking people folks. Even when ron pierpoint and Randy Erb show up

 

  • Thomas Aitken We’re like standup comedians who are always backstage an never get up behind the mic
    • Bill Purkins That’s exactly the way it works. I sat in the green room and Richard and Dixon’s White House in while Eddie Murphy and Rob Bartlett we’re up there I must have been the back there for a month and then one day Dixon Billy get up there and do five
    • Bill Purkins And then the next time it might have been two months later said just give me two
    • Bill Purkins And then he just didn’t talk to me anymore if I recall but we were still friends
      Bill Purkins You make more money as a writer
    • Bill Purkins You’ll just never have any women to spend it on you realize
      Randy Erb I’d still love to do a Podcast with you guys…But can’t even afford a live rig for playing guitar right now. It would go down like a fuckin’ L-E-A-D B-A-L-L-O-N, Mates!!
    • Randy Erb Oh…And the action on “Frenchy” is too high…Got my string action ruler but still waiting on the understring radius gauge set.
      Randy Erb Damn thing is set higher than my Ovation Celebrity, which I’ve gone back to playing again. Love that guitar.
    • Randy Erb We can call our Podcast either “The Old Gang” or “The Old Game”:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsPIzuHiRZ0
      "The Old Game" - Chuck Barris, CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND Ending
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      “The Old Game” – Chuck Barris, CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND Ending

    • Bill Purkins Chuck Barris had some serious fucked up hair if I recall, no?

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when the whole truth hurts so bad sometimes, go a la carte and find some peace, you’re not on trial

Diogenes made a virtue of poverty. He begged for a living and often slept in a large ceramic jar in the marketplace.[4] He became notorious for his philosophical stunts, such as carrying a lamp during the day, claiming to be looking for an honest man. He criticized Plato, disputed his interpretation of Socrates, and sabotaged his lectures, sometimes distracting listeners by bringing food and eating during the discussions. Diogenes was also noted for having mocked Alexander the Great, both in public and to his face when he visited Corinth in 336.[5][6][7]

Diogenes made a virtue of poverty. He begged for a living and often slept in a large ceramic jar in the marketplace.[4] He became notorious for his philosophical stunts, such as carrying a lamp during the day, claiming to be looking for an honest man. He criticized Plato, disputed his interpretation of Socrates, and sabotaged his lectures, sometimes distracting listeners by bringing food and eating during the discussions. Diogenes was also noted for having mocked Alexander the Great, both in public and to his face when he visited Corinth in 336.[5][6][7]
Diogenes made a virtue of poverty. He begged for a living and often slept in a large ceramic jar in the marketplace.
By John William Waterhousehttps://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:John_Waterhouse_-_Diogenes_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg, Public Domain, Link

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krapchat: how it works

anyone can write this shit

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modern nutrition in krapchat: why men shouldn’t rush off to the urologist about their asparagus intake

but, honey it makes your pee smell…

i told you, it’s not my urine i want you to…
OH THE KIDS ARE HOME!
shit. some sugar snaps then. this red meat is killing me.
whatever, just finish…
ungh…
pig. these are my new reading glasses.

overheard on the Internet: “Actually, I’ve given up on asparagus, okay? I can’t get the kids to eat it and it just goes bad and gets thrown out. broccoli even. nobody buys a vegetable anymore. all i do is i buy these huge sacks of frozen mixed vegetables, store brand shit, staples, bits of wood, fingers even may-be who knows what you’re gonna find in there you sift through it by hand and do an eyeball check before you cook right? then? a couple little scoops on the plate if they eat it great if not you tried, let em lick on a flintstone vitamin, have they resolved the embarrassing missing betty rubble problem what was up with that i mean if ANYBODY looked happy in that sick prehistoric swinging suburban bunch of wife swapping preneanderthals it was Betty and you can’t tell me that barney wasn’t an early forestry major, you know what i’m saying?”

For over twenty years, Betty was not included as one of the vitamins. However, after a grassroots campaign and the results of a Bayer telephone poll came in favor of including Betty, the character was added to the lineup in 1995, replacing the Flintstone car.[4] The rock band Betty’s Not a Vitamin was named after this situation, but their first album was released in 2007, long after Betty was added.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flintstones_Chewable_Vitamins

TWENTY YEARS? When Betty Rubble was at her absolute HOTTEST. Wilma might have been the sultry redhead, but Betty and Barney stunk up the Bedrock funk scene like NO OTHER devoted couple in love. Yes, Bam Bam was not their natural child and was adopted, but few people have ever heard the totally unfounded rumor that it was Barney’s battering ram massive girth that nearly ripped Betty apart night after night without ever leaving the slightest stretch mark and kept her smiling and giggling over that crappy prehistoric chickory coffee substitute she shared with Wilma every morning after comparing notes on whether or not it was the earth’s plates shifting or just another seismic coming of age. And as all good neighbor’s when the boys were away bowling, they shared Dino’s tongue equally.

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krapchat.com a buck thirty four bejeezus. you like this shit? help us out man.

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