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She’s the first person Facebook thinks is a people you might know!
She wants to be your friend, and or
She’s younger than you. Maybe WAY younger, but definitely younger even if only by a day, curiously perhaps just around the age when your dick worked just the way you liked it to.
She’s fucking gorgeous and you want to be HER friend now.
You lick your friend requesting finger and reach for the inviting, cmere I want you smile, the lips camoflagued so perfectly to blur any trace of the fully connected Cankersore galactica scabs that ruined her audition chances on the America’s Got Oral Talents casting couch after the lights went back and the director said “You can spit and rinse now, honey…”
“Don’t forget your shoes. We’ll be in touch…”
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You might know her.