BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It’s what you’re possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.
“Daddy, I’m hungry, what’s for dinner?”
“Go ask your other Daddy. I’m the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job.”
*** note krapchat does not endorse vaping. in fact, we don't smoke, don't drink, well we like that strawberry mio, but wtf, we just kicked sweet n lo. otherwise? we're adam friggin' ant, okay?
Could this send Bitcoin through the Port-a-Potty basement roof and anyone who gets a heads up on getting an early seat before the beer drinkers hit the head after this weekend’s football games? Well you never know, but highly unlikely, what do we really know. It’s a highly irregular business and with the Bratwurst sales what they are right now, everyone’s just enjoying the tang in the air, thank goodness it ain’t Summer, phew...
That’s what someone said, but you’d have to pull our finger right outta the socket to get us to tell you who said it. But look at this…
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***** and that’s what we know, mr. hall’s content above is for informational and or educational and or whatever HIS purposes are or might be for, we’re the piano player, okay, well guitarist, but poets got licensed rights too, you wanna mess with non-union musicians, heh? do you REALLY? all we wanna do is sell you some krap down at the bottom of this page okay? and now?
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video does not identify who the cell phone was bought from nor does it identify who the phone call was made to, nor where the music in the background came from. that is the voice of bill purkins, who may or may not have something to do with krapchat but he ain’t talking. therefore, no one’s reputation is being hurt here and if you would like to know the FULL story and actually have someone explain to you in an anecdotal non-malicious, non-slanderous, non-libelous fashion what company names were involved in this fiasco and the uglier side of this nearly ONE HOUR phone call, 54 minutes and change approximately, give or take a few seconds or maybe it was 56 minutes but it’s not worth checking right now, but if
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outcries citing statute of limitations believed will secure early release
An unidentified spokesperson for Ms Fonda could not be found, so we made this up:
“This is not only horrible, it is ridiculous, a total farce and clear incompetence…
” Jane has always been a horrible actress, why suddenly arrest her now? Certainly, the statute of limitations on most of her career has clearly passed, I mean what has she done lately, if anything at all?”
Much Ado About Nothing!
“She couldn’t handle Shakespeare I think?” And suddenly the non-existent interview was over.
A babbling Ms Fonda was not observed, or at least not babbling, highly doubtful she would speak to us anyway, and we weren’t there to begin with. So this is all just silly #krapchat, but you knew that when you navigated to the website, or didn’t you?
Because it’s Friday and we haven’t written much today we figured we’d just end the day by Googling whether or not Jane Fonda had ever done any Shakespeare and we did find this
Maybe we were wrong. While this article does not confirm that Jane Fonda has ever done Shakespeare, it does show that she believes it important to be associated with and or address people who do Shakespeare. The first paragraph the author of this article seems to indicate that she was more interested in talking about sewage, so maybe there is a possibility that she would subject yourself to an interview with krapchat, and as we all know from the Cyndi Lauper song Girls Just Want to Have Fun and Jane Fonda is certainly a girl and a good-looking one and a pretty smart one too… so here’s hoping that you have a get out of jail card and or a good lawyer, Jane. If not? Let’s just hope there is not a class action suit for some of those early films.
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