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Urban Dictionary – berniebitcoin was published – well lookie here, we did it again…

berniebitcoin economy gonna take you higher and higher your hourly wage as the new middle of the road dead skunk yellow stripe down your back working for the man every night and day for such exuberational pay might just pay your way for the weed taxes that fuel the fires of the loose joint chiefs of hash purveyors moe and larry got you by the curlies and shemp got the hemp rope a dope check it out on snopes you don’t believe it or you think this is just krapchat?

Urban Dictionary – berniebitcoin was published

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berniebitcoin

Noun – fictional

BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It’s what you’re possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.

“Daddy, I’m hungry, what’s for dinner?”
“Go ask your other Daddy. I’m the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job.”

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Vape-hoverboards may be in short supply as rumor of miracle flatulence based alternative energy source for personal urban transport hints at new mass transit even cross country and international travel potential

*** note krapchat does not endorse vaping. in fact, we don't smoke, don't drink, well we like that strawberry mio, but wtf, we just kicked sweet n lo. otherwise? we're adam friggin' ant, okay?

Could this send Bitcoin through the Port-a-Potty basement roof and anyone who gets a heads up on getting an early seat before the beer drinkers hit the head after this weekend’s football games? Well you never know, but highly unlikely, what do we really know. It’s a highly irregular business and with the Bratwurst sales what they are right now, everyone’s just enjoying the tang in the air, thank goodness it ain’t Summer, phew...

That’s what someone said, but you’d have to pull our finger right outta the socket to get us to tell you who said it. But look at this…

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This might win the free guitar picks at krapchat.Com

fender guitar picks 4 for a dollar best price on the planet until someone else can prove they’re lower, no tracking they’re flat and fit in a first class envelope. other people charge you $3.50 to ship a dozen guitar picks worth less than the shipping pretty stupid we think. buy from fenderguitarpicks.com through eBay and pick your own picks, mix and match like you did back in the day at the main street music store that’s not there any more. or? go to guitar center or sweetwater, we’re cheaper than them too. we’re even cheaper than buying picks from fender.com and they make the friggin things, plus? we carry extra heavies and they don’t. figure that out. there’s a reason but it’s absurd, as is nearly everything in today’s world. your choice. get back to your roots. fender guitar picks 351 classic celluloid thin, medium heavy and extra heavy in white, shell, confettit red white and blue and black. best price on the planet. best sound on the planet.

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why you should wait an hour after taking a bath before you go on the internet with your cell phone

 

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Jane Fonda arrested for acting badly

outcries citing statute of limitations believed will secure early release

An unidentified spokesperson for Ms Fonda could not be found, so we made this up:

“This is not only horrible, it is ridiculous, a total farce and clear incompetence…

” Jane has always been a horrible actress, why suddenly arrest her now? Certainly, the statute of limitations on most of her career has clearly passed, I mean what has she done lately, if anything at all?”

Much Ado About Nothing!

“She couldn’t handle Shakespeare I think?” And suddenly the non-existent interview was over.

A babbling Ms Fonda was not observed, or at least not babbling, highly doubtful she would speak to us anyway, and we weren’t there to begin with. So this is all just silly #krapchat, but you knew that when you navigated to the website, or didn’t you?

Because it’s Friday and we haven’t written much today we figured we’d just end the day by Googling whether or not Jane Fonda had ever done any Shakespeare and we did find this

Maybe we were wrong. While this article does not confirm that Jane Fonda has ever done Shakespeare, it does show that she believes it important to be associated with and or address people who do Shakespeare. The first paragraph the author of this article seems to indicate that she was more interested in talking about sewage, so maybe there is a possibility that she would subject yourself to an interview with krapchat, and as we all know from the Cyndi Lauper song Girls Just Want to Have Fun and Jane Fonda is certainly a girl and a good-looking one and a pretty smart one too… so here’s hoping  that you have a get out of jail card and or a good lawyer, Jane. If not? Let’s just hope there is not a class action suit for some of those early films.

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Jeffie In Hell Fan Fiction Contest

#JeffieInHellFanFictionContest from http://krapchat.com
The following is fiction and satire and has nothing to do with
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#human.

#OverheardByNoOne on a NON-recorded straight line to HELL:
“No. You have to cut it off yourself, Jeff. Yes, with the nail clippers. We know they’re rusty, but the pipes froze here last winter, this ain’t a tropical island you understand. You need a magnifying glass? Okay then. Now you do that, we’ll give you some some privacy, your team of former #CandyStripers you might recognize some of them(?) actually, will come in and cauterize it with the #Merbromin and the #StypticPencil and then we’ll bring you a silver cocktail fork so you can have your very own self-made own breakfast in bed… Alone.Then? It’s like Groundhog Day again, make yourself at home, count the tear stains on the sheets, watch some cartoons, or you can just hang around, case you miss the big city. Sorry there’s no bedside bell or buzzer. If you get lonely or scared? You can scream as loud and as long as you want. It’s your party, and #NoOneWillEverComeAgain. Sorry about the air conditioning. Maybe that’ll get fixed someday. That’d be a cold day in hell eh? Oh, we shouldna said #fixed huh maybe? You want a cone to put over that little scab, you ole hound dog you?”
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