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Urban Dictionary – berniebitcoin was published – well lookie here, we did it again…

berniebitcoin economy gonna take you higher and higher your hourly wage as the new middle of the road dead skunk yellow stripe down your back working for the man every night and day for such exuberational pay might just pay your way for the weed taxes that fuel the fires of the loose joint chiefs of hash purveyors moe and larry got you by the curlies and shemp got the hemp rope a dope check it out on snopes you don’t believe it or you think this is just krapchat?

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berniebitcoin

Noun – fictional

BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It’s what you’re possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.

“Daddy, I’m hungry, what’s for dinner?”
“Go ask your other Daddy. I’m the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job.”

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Did you mean: crapchat? – No. If we meant crapchat, we would have SAID crapchat.

We said krapchat, and we meant krapchat because if you say what you mean there remains the slight chance that someone, in a land far far away perhaps, albeit farther than the speed of light can possibly/theoretically travel in your lifetime might allow for you to reap any social, financial or spiritual benefit from, might actually interpret and understand it as it was intended, good luck, as opposed to what might come out the other end of today’s generally lauded golden age of miscommunication where some f****** a**hole who codes with one bony finger pointing at a process flow on a glass walled stall in a multi layered multi gender public lavatory bring your ferret to work boiler room hollywood square styled sweat lodge on a venus themed or some other gaseous wasteland agile workspace works a 39.5 hour 2 day week for $15.01 (he/she//it’s, sorry we only got so much room and vision here, but pick a gender any fucking gender, oh sorry, did we let that one slip? well fuck US!) an hour but only in our delusional feeble little noncomprehending minds might mean what? Might we net 1099 in #BernieBitCoin after paying union dues off the top for the privilege of campaigning for him and what if he loses?

krapchat.com note: we googled “krapchat.” at something like 6 in the morning on Sunday, 2019/11/17, and then this happened, and what you see above is a print screen of the google chrome image we saw on our monitor/display/screen/wtf and it doesn’r print the f****** screen okay, it just captures a bitmap image of the f****** stuff that you see ON the screen and puts it in your clipboard and then to actually print that you have to go through we have no idea how many actual layers to make it come out on what we generally experience here on a flatland style 8 x 10 piece of something we used to call paper now possibly known as a crime against some f****** tree species, maybe google “tree abuse class action lawsuits sub-gender specific” but don’t do that if you have oak furniture OKAY!Did you mean: crapchat

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play game krapchatters formsgenners who know who they are… formsgen & php or wtf EXCEPT javascript until midnight tonight… or striped bass fishing foxla.com… 200-square-foot-shed-renting-for-10…

let’s play a game, krapchatters and formsgenners who know who they are… using formsgen and php only preferably, but any language will do, EXCEPT javascript buahahaAhem, you have until midnight tonight… or? you can go striped bass fishing. https://www.foxla.com/…/200-square-foot-shed-renting-for-10… #formsgenWORKINGcodecontest #krapchatstorycontest #i_am_available_between_drifts_asynch_best_bet also #fenderguitarpicks_10_pct_off_today_only_mention_billpurkinsmusicianchahchacha

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A rental listing in San Diego received some backlash from locals who say the rental illustrates how bad the cost of living has become in the city.
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Bill Purkins Writes On allowing illegal aliens voting in 2020 US elections…

Ever wonder how convicted felons who were sentenced to hang by the neck until they were dead and had their sentences not yet carried out and who also happened to be illegal immigrants from the country Chad might have voted in Bush v. Gore back in the day? (now SOMEBODY better friggin’ laugh inside at least at that one comma dammit)

and I can’t get a job as a social media sniper for 2020? Is there a burn notice out or something? First come first serve you dirtbags, and you know who your are. I won’t lie for you, but I WILL mercilessly make your opponent look like the actual ignorant thug they actually are, no more no less and it will be screamingly funny. BUT? You WILL pay me every week and you WILL be allowed to hold back 32% contingent on you winning. PM me. Or call me.

 

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employees must wipe ass #employeesmustwipeass

employees must wipe ass
#employeesmustwipeass

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July 2019: Restaurant inspectors find rodent droppings, putrid food

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why you should wait an hour after taking a bath before you go on the internet with your cell phone

 

krapchat the video phone betamax only – uncut footage of live action customer service at the speed of light work if you can get it.

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you pooped in your pants in the cafeteria & no one wants to be your friend? be the life of the potty at krapchat.com where your shit don’t stink.

krapchat doesn’t judge you if you pooped in your pants in the cafeteria & no one wants to be your friend. FluscshkYouFecesbook on

facebook,

be the life of the potty at krapchat.com where your shit don’t stink.

#nobodylovesme #everybodyhatesme tired of eating worms alone in the cafeteria because you pooped your pants and now you have #nofriends?
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hey, hey, you, you, get offa my lawn harvey weinstein we hardly knew ya and georgina? who’s your daddy now?

from a facebook post by bill purkins, basically two crabby old men in their 60s trying to pretend they still have something to say except,

hey, hey, you, you, get offa my lawn

Bill Purkins shared a memory.

Does anybody remember what old Harvey did? I don’t. We have newer fresher disasters to concentrate on. And where is Georgina now

Love birds Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman in happier days… they look like such a perfect couple don’t they? Poor Harvey…

 

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  • Thomas Aitken The question is how many million will he have left after this is all over.
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    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      He’ll be self cream mated by then? Heh. Good one, huh? I give my right hand to be able to come up with hard ones like that just by snapping my fingers. No, all Harvey’s funeral will be on the cheap, I’m sure he’ll be some self-immolationSee More
    • Thomas Aitken If I was him I’d get this behind me as quick as possible and take what’s left and chill someplace like France. The French don’t give a shit about #Metoo. Matt Lauer too. He’s got a place in New Zealand! Perfect! Go there!
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken what was it a year ago? I couldn’t even remember what he was being reviled for I had to Google it. She probably weighs more than he does now. Chocolate-covered cherry boxes all over the fucking trailer. Lobster shells and chicken bones all over the yard. You know what goes on.
    • Thomas Aitken Girl goes to married mans hotel room, at night, alone, repeatedly, has sex, thanx that was great, call me? Keeps seeing married man, career falters, 25 years later decides she was raped.
    • Thomas Aitken It’s only rape if the guys ugly, if it was George Clooney nobody would buy it.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      Happens every day. Except Wednesday nights that’s bowling followed by Chinese. The guy at the pork store has a thing for her too. He rolled a 300 last week by the way they threw a little party for him. Guess who showed up as a dancer outSee More
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken Fan ta Rape Soda guy calls me every night he’s got a Limo and a timeshare in the Poconos and I says to him my gas bill is overdue and I could use some fresh panties? What time you want me over I got to get up at 6 for the diner
    • Thomas Aitken I’d rather talk to hookers than fuck them. They lay there like a dead fish, but they do have stories to tell, secret is, pay them in dope, they’ll hang around and talk till the cops gone.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken Dopey Sneezy grumpy I can never remember all those guys names all there was doc right yeah they need him he offers the group rates these people in the entertainment business are used to a lot of clap ping
    • Thomas Aitken I don’t think you can actually say “dwarfs” anymore, and snow “white” egads! Kinda racist.
    • Thomas Aitken Your best hooker bang for the buck are your cokeheads, followed by your tweakers, crackheads and coming in dead last your junkies. Your junkie hooker is usually going to have a black boyfriend waiting in the parking lot in a used Buick with “rims” and she’s going to be on a strict time schedule. Your cokehead, you dump an eightball onto a mirror and you ain’t getting rid of her til it’s all gone. And that going to be two or three hours. And it makes them chatty. And they’re generally a better class of chick.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      OK Randy Newman characters and the Black Widow something I don’t know I’m tired it’s Saturday I’m supposed to be off today and now you got me thinking about balloons and Stormy Daniels getting all excited
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken why are you doing this to me now I have to actually read the stuff with my genuine original eyeballs and that means putting glasses on instead of having the nice text to voice robot lady from Japan read it to me from the jacuzzi she’s not wearing any shoes today and her feet are still bound I mean I’m trying to watch cartoons here with my granddaughter.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      Hey I need your advice this is the kind of crap that I get from some people? Is this harassment? Racism? Sexually inappropriate? Maybe I should get deadbolts you think? Thanks. You know how I value your opinion.
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    • Thomas Aitken Post like this are so generic and lacking in imagination they’re basically spam. I have a strict cat picture/have a nice day/ sunsets, flowers/ inspirational quotes limit one per week or you’re blocked.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      It’s not like I don’t care how you feel Tom but I’ve been trying to get a picture of my dog taking a shit in the backyard but you put a camera on these animals and they seem to know that you’re looking at them very secretive I get asked See More
    • Thomas Aitken It’s Saturday, there’s stuff to watch on tv, I’ve got food and booze in the fridge, gas in the car and money in my checking account, so yes I suppose I’m ok.
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      Okay that’s good to hear. Don’t eat the brown cello. I’m going to have another cup of peppermint tea and then go throw up for a while.
    • Thomas Aitken I’m thinking of buying a combination fake electric fireplace/tv stand combination over at Home Depot. $299 or $399 for the one my ex wants that I’ve already explained I can lift it up to get it out of the minivan and into the house but she don’t care.
    • Thomas Aitken When I’m feeling down I just tell myself be thankful you’re not Randy
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken actually I think Randy is glad that he’s not Randy most of the time
    • Bill Purkins Randy Erb Tom’s making fun of you being an understudy for the part of Sybil in that local community theater group again. You might want to put a kibosh on it quick before people start taking you seriously.
    • Thomas Aitken I wasted a lot of time being depressed back when I was actually in the prime of my life too
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    • Bill Purkins New editorial policy guys if you use a word that most people have never used never heard and we’re never going to understand? Make sure it’s in the headline and then it’s the main keyword of the article, otherwise if it’s just in conversation between uSee More
    • Bill Purkins The other thing is that I’m thinking of having term limits on managing editor of krapchat.com say 30 to 90 days provided there are conjugal visitation rights which are liberal enough to allow time to have a hooker come in, now that he’s out of CaliforSee More
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    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken
      I Remember the prime of My Life. Unfortunately I was in a Subway bathroom at the time. I was so close? And then I thought i heard the train a coming it was coming around the bend for your edification Just then the Lights Went Out and I wSee More
    • Thomas Aitken I went straight from premature ejaculation to impotence somewhere in my late twenties
    • Bill Purkins Thomas Aitken that may or may not be better than what happened to #BillClinton apparently his #Peyroniesdisease made him take a hard bent to the left. You ever see the way he eats a slice of pizza? I haven’t. I don’t know who has. Maybe #Monica? What would it matter I just said it to be enticing and totally anecdotal how to make somebody laugh hopefully. Otherwise? It’s just a bunch of krapchat.com
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      krapchat.com – “If you see krap? Say krap.” – epitaph on the unmarked grave of freedom of…

      krapchat.com – “If you see krap? Say krap.” – epitaph on the unmarked grave of freedom of speech…

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  • Bill Purkins Hurry. Noon deadline. Shit. Okay. Make it ABQ.
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Jane Fonda arrested for acting badly

outcries citing statute of limitations believed will secure early release

An unidentified spokesperson for Ms Fonda could not be found, so we made this up:

“This is not only horrible, it is ridiculous, a total farce and clear incompetence…

” Jane has always been a horrible actress, why suddenly arrest her now? Certainly, the statute of limitations on most of her career has clearly passed, I mean what has she done lately, if anything at all?”

Much Ado About Nothing!

“She couldn’t handle Shakespeare I think?” And suddenly the non-existent interview was over.

A babbling Ms Fonda was not observed, or at least not babbling, highly doubtful she would speak to us anyway, and we weren’t there to begin with. So this is all just silly #krapchat, but you knew that when you navigated to the website, or didn’t you?

Because it’s Friday and we haven’t written much today we figured we’d just end the day by Googling whether or not Jane Fonda had ever done any Shakespeare and we did find this

Maybe we were wrong. While this article does not confirm that Jane Fonda has ever done Shakespeare, it does show that she believes it important to be associated with and or address people who do Shakespeare. The first paragraph the author of this article seems to indicate that she was more interested in talking about sewage, so maybe there is a possibility that she would subject yourself to an interview with krapchat, and as we all know from the Cyndi Lauper song Girls Just Want to Have Fun and Jane Fonda is certainly a girl and a good-looking one and a pretty smart one too… so here’s hoping  that you have a get out of jail card and or a good lawyer, Jane. If not? Let’s just hope there is not a class action suit for some of those early films.

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