BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It’s what you’re possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.
“Daddy, I’m hungry, what’s for dinner?”
“Go ask your other Daddy. I’m the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job.”
We said krapchat, and we meant krapchat because if you say what you mean there remains the slight chance that someone, in a land far far away perhaps, albeit farther than the speed of light can possibly/theoretically travel in your lifetime might allow for you to reap any social, financial or spiritual benefit from, might actually interpret and understand it as it was intended, good luck, as opposed to what might come out the other end of today’s generally lauded golden age of miscommunication where some f****** a**hole who codes with one bony finger pointing at a process flow on a glass walled stall in a multi layered multi gender public lavatory bring your ferret to work boiler room hollywood square styled sweat lodge on a venus themed or some other gaseous wasteland agile workspace works a 39.5 hour 2 day week for $15.01 (he/she//it’s, sorry we only got so much room and vision here, but pick a gender any fucking gender, oh sorry, did we let that one slip? well fuck US!) an hour but only in our delusional feeble little noncomprehending minds might mean what? Might we net 1099 in #BernieBitCoin after paying union dues off the top for the privilege of campaigning for him and what if he loses?
krapchat.com note: we googled “krapchat.” at something like 6 in the morning on Sunday, 2019/11/17, and then this happened, and what you see above is a print screen of the google chrome image we saw on our monitor/display/screen/wtf and it doesn’r print the f****** screen okay, it just captures a bitmap image of the f****** stuff that you see ON the screen and puts it in your clipboard and then to actually print that you have to go through we have no idea how many actual layers to make it come out on what we generally experience here on a flatland style 8 x 10 piece of something we used to call paper now possibly known as a crime against some f****** tree species, maybe google “tree abuse class action lawsuits sub-gender specific” but don’t do that if you have oak furniture OKAY!Did you mean:crapchat
Ever wonder how convicted felons who were sentenced to hang by the neck until they were dead and had their sentences not yet carried out and who also happened to be illegal immigrants from the country Chad might have voted in Bush v. Gore back in the day? (now SOMEBODY better friggin’ laugh inside at least at that one comma dammit)
and I can’t get a job as a social media sniper for 2020? Is there a burn notice out or something? First come first serve you dirtbags, and you know who your are. I won’t lie for you, but I WILL mercilessly make your opponent look like the actual ignorant thug they actually are, no more no less and it will be screamingly funny. BUT? You WILL pay me every week and you WILL be allowed to hold back 32% contingent on you winning. PM me. Or call me.
video does not identify who the cell phone was bought from nor does it identify who the phone call was made to, nor where the music in the background came from. that is the voice of bill purkins, who may or may not have something to do with krapchat but he ain’t talking. therefore, no one’s reputation is being hurt here and if you would like to know the FULL story and actually have someone explain to you in an anecdotal non-malicious, non-slanderous, non-libelous fashion what company names were involved in this fiasco and the uglier side of this nearly ONE HOUR phone call, 54 minutes and change approximately, give or take a few seconds or maybe it was 56 minutes but it’s not worth checking right now, but if
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outcries citing statute of limitations believed will secure early release
An unidentified spokesperson for Ms Fonda could not be found, so we made this up:
“This is not only horrible, it is ridiculous, a total farce and clear incompetence…
” Jane has always been a horrible actress, why suddenly arrest her now? Certainly, the statute of limitations on most of her career has clearly passed, I mean what has she done lately, if anything at all?”
Much Ado About Nothing!
“She couldn’t handle Shakespeare I think?” And suddenly the non-existent interview was over.
A babbling Ms Fonda was not observed, or at least not babbling, highly doubtful she would speak to us anyway, and we weren’t there to begin with. So this is all just silly #krapchat, but you knew that when you navigated to the website, or didn’t you?
Because it’s Friday and we haven’t written much today we figured we’d just end the day by Googling whether or not Jane Fonda had ever done any Shakespeare and we did find this
Maybe we were wrong. While this article does not confirm that Jane Fonda has ever done Shakespeare, it does show that she believes it important to be associated with and or address people who do Shakespeare. The first paragraph the author of this article seems to indicate that she was more interested in talking about sewage, so maybe there is a possibility that she would subject yourself to an interview with krapchat, and as we all know from the Cyndi Lauper song Girls Just Want to Have Fun and Jane Fonda is certainly a girl and a good-looking one and a pretty smart one too… so here’s hoping that you have a get out of jail card and or a good lawyer, Jane. If not? Let’s just hope there is not a class action suit for some of those early films.
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